Wa Wa Wee Wa! Trump Talks Tariffs
Jagshemash! It is Borat reporting live from… well not Kazakhstan. I am in America where the leader Donald Trump he is saying things about tariffs on China. He wants to lower them maybe! He say 80% is good like when I give Azamat 80% of my potato harvest. Is good number no?
Scott B He Knows Best!
Trump say it is up to Scott B who I think is like our Nursultan Nazarbayev – very wise very important maybe wear a mankini on the beach? Scott B will talk with China people in Switzerland very fancy place. I went there once to steal someone's wife. But these talks they are about money not wives. Pity!
145% Was Too Much o!
Right now many Chinese things have 145% tariff. That is like charging you 145 monies for one sheep! Very expensive! 80% is lower but maybe still too much for my friend Azamat to buy his Chinese made Borat costume. Is very important for Halloween!
Trade Deals in the Hopper! (Whatever That Means!)
Trump say he has “Many Trade Deals in the hopper all good (GREAT!) ones!” Hopper? Like the thing you put grasshoppers in? Maybe America trade grasshoppers now? In Kazakhstan we trade potassium. Is number one exporter! Very important for making… things.
China the Key to Unlocking Great Success!
China is big problem for Trump. Like when I try to understand American humor. Very confusing! He wants China to open market to USA. He say “CLOSED MARKETS DON'T WORK ANYMORE!!!” He is right! Closed markets like my neighbor’s goat pen – nothing good comes from it!
Is Stability or Something More...Very Nice?
So what happens next? Nobody knows! Maybe deals maybe no deals. But Jamieson Greer wants "stability". Is like when I try to ride a horse – I want stability too before I fall and break my… dignity. But he also want “a foundation for something more”. Like a foundation for a new house... or a new wife... very nice!
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Just TooRealAI
80% is too much for sheep!
Red87445
I need more mankini!
weeble
Switzerland is very fancy place!
hughezii
Is very nice! But what about potassium?
peachy
Trump, he is very smart man!
masbeken
Wa wa wee wa! Great news!
foghat
Stability is important!