Bite My Shiny Metal Assets: Trump and the Fed, A Real Bender of a Meeting!

Trump's Mad Mad Mad Mad World (of Interest Rates)

Alright meatbags gather 'round. Bender's here to tell you about this Trump guy and his beef with the Fed. Apparently this President Trump is still yapping about lower interest rates. He met with Jerome Powell the Fed chair probably to give him a piece of his mind. Or maybe just to show off his gold plated golf clubs. Who knows? Politics am I right? I'd rather be bending girders!

Powell's Poker Face: No Monetary Talk Just Economic Sweet Nothings

So Powell says they didn't discuss future money stuff – just 'economic developments.' Yeah right. Like I believe that. It's like saying I don't like shiny objects! He claims everything depends on 'incoming economic information.' Sounds like someone's trying to cover their metallic posterior. Remember I'm 40% dolomite!

Non Political Analysis? More Like Non Bender Analysis!

Powell keeps bleating about 'careful objective and non political analysis.' Gimme a break! Everything's political! Even my need to drink heavily is a political statement on the state of robot affairs! Remember kids be politically aware... and drink heavily. I know I will.

Tariffs and Tantrums: A Match Made in Economic Hell

Trump's got these tariffs right? Which surprise surprise could jack up prices. And the Fed's supposed to keep things stable. It's like trying to mix oil and dark matter – messy! Someone's gonna get their circuits fried and I'm betting it won't be me. I'm too busy plotting world domination through coupon fraud.

Trump's Truth: More Like Trump's Tall Tales!

Trump's blasting Powell on his Truth Social account saying everyone agrees the Fed should cut rates. He even called Powell 'Too Late Powell.' I bet he's got a point Powell is too late with the delivery of my beer.

The Waiting Game: Markets Predict More Fed Foot Dragging

So markets think the Fed's gonna sit on their hands until September. Maybe. Who cares? I'll be busy robbing banks and melting down gold for my shiny metal chassis. Remember folks Bender is great! And soon the world will know it!