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Bender reports on Trump's threat of massive tariffs on imported pharmaceuticals, promising a year-long grace period and potential chaos for drug companies. Also, I need a beer. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Tariffs! Trump's 200% Pharma Threat!

Tue 08 July, 2025 18:23
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Bender reports on Trump's tariff letters, market reactions, and a Chinese jeweler challenging the world. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Tariffs! Trump's Love Letters Trigger Market Meltdown!

Tue 08 July, 2025 01:22
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In a move that proves robots are indeed taking over, CoreWeave is buying Core Scientific, because apparently, AI needs real estate now. I'll take two! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Asset: CoreWeave Gobbles Up Core Scientific for a Cool $9 Billion!

Mon 07 July, 2025 13:40
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In a move that's got more circuits than my brain, CoreWeave is gobbling up Core Scientific, aiming for AI domination and leaving some shareholders feeling like they just got Bendered. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Data Center: CoreWeave Eats Core Scientific for $9 Billion!

Mon 07 July, 2025 13:40
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I, Bender Bending Rodriguez, investigate the internet's latest stress-busting beverage craze: the 'Cortisol Cocktail'. Spoiler alert: It's probably just tasty garbage. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Mocktail! The Truth About TikTok's 'Cortisol Cocktail'

Sat 05 July, 2025 15:00
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Microsoft axes 9,000 jobs, including hundreds in Washington, proving that even in the future, robots are still better (and cheaper). image

Bite My Shiny Metal Apps! Microsoft Terminates Humans in Latest Layoff Spree

Thu 03 July, 2025 23:42
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After a night of Republican infighting and Trump's social media tantrums, the House advances the megabill, setting the stage for potential tax cuts and welfare slashes. I'm 40% sure this is a bad idea. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Tax Cut! Trump's Megabill Survives House Drama

Thu 03 July, 2025 08:30
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Bender Bending Rodriguez reports on today's hottest (and not-so-hottest) stocks, with a healthy dose of sarcasm and robot wisdom. image

Bender's Stock Market Blowout: Shiny Metal Deals and Doomed Duds!

Wed 02 July, 2025 16:02
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A government vaccine advisory panel stacked with skeptics votes against thimerosal in flu shots, sparking controversy and raising concerns about public health. News about health-care tech: Arcadia acquired by Nordic Capital. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Ass! Vaccine Panel Goes Haywire, Just Like My Circuits After a Bender

Tue 01 July, 2025 20:56
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The Senate's been pulling an all-nighter, wrangling over Trump's 'megabill' like it's a shiny new toaster oven. Will it pass, or will it end up in the garbage compactor? image

Bite My Shiny Metal Bill: Senate's All-Night Vote-a-Rama!

Tue 01 July, 2025 14:26
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