Trump's Economy is Totally Lame! Even I Could Do Better!

What What What? Trump's Economy is Failing?

Okay so listen up you guys! Apparently everyone's saying Trump's economy is like totally sucking. These polls from Reuters and Ipsos and even those nerds at Pew Research are showing that barely anyone thinks he knows what he's doing. I mean seriously? Even I Eric Cartman could run the country better than this! Respect my authoritah!

He Promised Tax Cuts! Where's My Money?!

Trump promised us all these amazing tax cuts and stuff right? Like he was gonna make everyone rich! But all he's done is put on these stupid tariffs that are messing with the stock market. It's like when Mom says she's making pot roast but then serves us Chef's Salty Balls instead! Not cool dude not cool!

Tariffs? More Like TERRIBLE iffs!

These tariffs are like totally lame. Everyone hates them except for maybe those dumb Republicans who still think Trump can do no wrong. But seriously 59% of people think they're crap! That's like saying 59% of people think Kyle's a dirty Jew! Which you know they probably do!

Democrats vs. Republicans: A Stupid War

Of course the Democrats all think Trump's an idiot. They'd probably vote for a turd sandwich before they'd vote for him heh heh. But even some Republicans are starting to get worried! It's like that time I tried to start my own country Cartmanland. At first everyone was on board but then they realized it was just a scam to get their money!

Trump's Approval Ratings: Going Down Faster Than Kenny!

Trump's approval ratings are dropping faster than Kenny in a South Park episode! He's down to 42% which is even lower than when he started! That's gotta sting even for a guy with a tiny shriveled heart like Trump. Maybe he should just give up and go back to building walls or something. That's what he's good at right?

Screw You Guys I'm Going Home!

So yeah basically Trump's economy is a disaster. And I'm not surprised. He's just a big fat idiot! I mean come on! Anyway screw you guys I'm going home! I have to go find a way to get rich without actually doing any work. That's the American dream isn't it?