Respect My Authoritah! Trump Calls Fed Chair Powell a Numbskull, Says He's Costing America $600 Billion!

Screw You Guys I'm Going Home... With $600 Billion!

Okay listen up you guys! President Trump – and let's be honest he's WAY cooler than anyone in South Park even Mysterion – is totally freaking out on this Jerome Powell dude from the Federal Reserve. Apparently this 'numbskull,' as President Trump so eloquently put it is costing us a whopping $600 BILLION a year! That's like enough money to buy ALL the Cheesy Poofs EVER! And you know how I feel about my cheesy poofs.

Blame Canada! (Or You Know the Fed)

Trump's saying if Powell would just cut the interest rates by two percentage points we'd be swimming in cash! But noooo this guy's all like 'I don't see enough reason.' What a wiener! It's like when Kyle won't give me back my Xbox. Totally unfair! And if inflation starts going up he's OK with raising them but it's down. Like hello McFly! This is basic economics you dumb hippie!

Respect My Authoritah! (Or Else...)

Trump even said he might have to 'force something.' I don't know what that means but it sounds pretty sweet! Maybe he'll unleash the Coon and Friends on Powell! Or even better maybe he'll call on Cthulhu! That would teach him to mess with our money! Also that reminds me where's my damn Xbox?

It's All 'Monetary Malpractice,' You Guys!

It's not just Trump either! Apparently other big shots are hopping mad too. Some dude named Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick said we'd save a ton if Powell did his job. And Vice President JD Vance (whoever that is) called it 'monetary malpractice!' I don't even know what that means but it sounds serious! Like when I had to get those shots before going to Pi Pi's Waterpark. That was malpractice!

Too Late You Guys! Too Late!

Trump's even started calling Powell 'Too Late.' I love it! It's almost as good as when I call Kyle a 'stupid Jew!' Anyway it looks like nobody expects Powell to do anything at the Fed meeting next week. But there's a slightly better chance they'll cut rates in September. Which is like forever away! I need my money now damn it! I have a Cartmanland to build!

I'm Not Going to Fire Him! (But...)

Okay so Trump says he's 'not going to fire' Powell but then he's all like 'I don't know why it would be so bad.' Classic Trump! It's like when I tell Butters I'm not going to punch him in the nuts... right before I punch him in the nuts! Powell thinks he's safe because of some law or something but trust me if Trump wants something he usually gets it. Unless it's me respecting his authoritah because screw him I do what I want!