One Million Dollars! No, Wait... It's Only 62 Million! L3Harris Settles and Gets Air Force One Gig?!

Sixty Two MILLION Dollars! (Pinky to Lip)

Alright alright alright. Doctor Evil here. Seems this L3Harris yes L THREE HARRIS (I should buy stock) has had to part ways with a measly $62 million. Why so serious you ask? Apparently they weren't being entirely truthful about their pricing. They were making Mini Me money!

Air Force One? More Like *My* Force One!

And get this! After this minor… *ahem*… misunderstanding they're now going to be tinkering with Air Force One. Yes the big bird! Donald Trump wants it and these guys are going to make it happen. I wanted to put a frickin laser beam but noo no funding.

Qatar's Royal Re Gift? Riiight...

Oh and the plane? Gift from Qatar's royal family they say. Sure. I bet they got the plane from Austin Powers! That explains all the crazy mods.

"Amicably Resolved," My Evil A**!

L3Harris claims they're "pleased to have amicably resolved the matter." Amicably? SIXTY TWO MILLION! I bet you Dr. Evil's island base could have been rebuilt for a measly $62 mil. Though I digress.

Integrity? In *My* Defense Contracting?

They also spout about "integrity" and "accurate cost and pricing data." Oh behave! It seems the US government is running through my evil lairs ideas! But hey I have an idea! Why don't you give me ONE MILLION DOLLARS

Air Traffic Control Mayhem? Sounds Like My Work!

Wait for it… They're ALSO on a task force to fix air traffic control at Newark? This could be my doing! No seriously I might have something to do with this. I should just change the name to Dr. Evil international who is with me?