Iron Dome: Foiling My Evil Plans Since 2011! (Curse You, Israel!)

Operation Thwarted...Again!

Gentlemen and Number Two it has come to my attention – AGAIN – that the blasted Iron Dome missile defense system is interfering with my… *ahem*… business ventures. You see I had this brilliant plan to shall we say 'redistribute' some of Israel's resources to MY secret volcano lair. But nooooo this 'Kippat Barzel,' as they call it is stopping my rockets! I mean seriously since 2011? That's like FOREVER in evil genius years!

A Century of Preparation... Ruined!

Apparently this thing is mobile all weather and has been upgraded several times. Upgraded! It's like they *want* to make my life difficult. They say it's prevented 'countless' rockets from hitting Israeli communities. Countless! That's at least... seven. Maybe eight. Fine probably more but who's counting? (Number Two please get me the exact numbers. And a Frappuccino.)

The American's Funding Their New Toy

And of course the Americans are involved. They're ALWAYS involved! Funding this thing with billions of dollars! Billions! I could buy a whole moon base with that kind of money. Or maybe just a really really big shark with frickin' laser beams attached to its head. But no they're too busy playing Iron Dome hero. You know that reminds me of that time I tried to build a superlaser... but that's another story for another time!

How the Iron Dome Really Works

So the Iron Dome uses radar tracks rockets and determines if they're a threat. Threat! To whom? To their precious buildings? To their… people? What about MY feelings people? What about MY dreams of… *ahem*… a slightly warmer climate in my lair due to strategically placed rocket impacts? Seriously they only intercept rockets aimed at important places. The rest? They just let them land! It's barbaric!

Weaknesses or Opportunities?

Okay okay it's not all bad news. Apparently this system has weaknesses. It can be overwhelmed by 'saturation' attacks. Saturation attacks! Now *that's* what I'm talking about. If I can launch enough rockets simultaneously from multiple directions… bwahahaha! I'll have that little missile shield singing a different tune! Maybe I'll even make them sing 'The Macarena'. And after that they'll be sorry they ever met Doctor Evil!

I Have a Plan... A Simple One!

So here's the plan: Operation Overwhelm. We'll launch… wait for it… ONE MILLION rockets! Yes that's right one million! And if that doesn't work we'll launch… ONE MILLION AND ONE! Mwahahaha! And this time no more Mr. Nice Evil Guy. This time I'm bringing in the big guns! Fat Bastard get over here! We need to talk about 'area denial'. And Mini Me start sharpening those tiny little teeth. We've got some serious rocket launching to do!