Jagshemash! Nintendo Switch 2 Makes Borat Say "Very Nice!"

Wah Wah Wee Wah! The Switch 2 is Here!

Jagshemash! Borat here reporting live from... well not Kazakhstan. Too many horses. But I have news! Very exciting! The Nintendo Switch 2 is almost here! My friend Johnny the Monkey is already saving his bananas to buy one. The big man from Nvidia Jensen Huang he say it is 'very nice!' And if he say it it must be true! High five!

Mobile Graphics So Good It's Like Kissing My Sister!

Huang man say the Switch 2 have graphics 'unlike anything before!' Very strong! He say it have ray tracing like when I chase chickens in village but with more shiny. Also HDR! Like when I see Pamela Anderson... Boing! And it plays old games too! No need to sell my old games for tractor fuel!

AI Brains Make Games Smarter Than My Neighbor!

The Switch 2 also has special AI brains! Huang man say it makes games 'sharper and more lively!' Maybe it can teach my neighbor not to wear Pamela Anderson swimsuit. Very distracting when I try to milk cow. Great success!

Nintendo's New Toy Cost More Than My Wife!

The new Nintendo costs $449.99! That's more than my wife but she cannot play video games. Maybe I trade her for two Switch 2s? Is joke! (Mostly). This is Nintendo's first new console in eight years! Is like waiting for my sister to get married... very long!

Huang Pay Respect to Nintendo Boss Very Respectful!

Huang man also say the Switch 2 honor Satoru Iwata! He was big boss man before. Huang say it is 'new chapter worthy of Iwata san's vision!' Very nice! Is like saying my horse is 'worthy' of being a champion... even though he mostly just eats grass.

Great Success? Nintendo Expect Big Sales!

Nintendo think they sell 15 million Switch 2s! Wah! That's more than people in my village! Maybe they send one to me? I promise to review it with Johnny the Monkey. We give honest opinion! Very nice! Chenqui!