Great Success! U.S. and China Do Trading, Maybe Not Throwing Tomatoes At Each Other Now!

Ministry of Commerce Make Big Announcement! Wawaweewa!

Jagshemash! Borat here bringing you the news straight from my… well not my village but close enough! The Ministry of Commerce in China very important people has announced a big agreement with the U.S.A.! It's like Pamela Anderson agreeing to… well you get the idea! They say China will let go of some rare earth things the stuff they use to make fancy electronics. In return America will stop doing the restriction on Beijing – is like taking away their toys. Very nice!

Trump Said He Signed Something! Very Mysterious!

The big man in America Donald Trump he said he signed something with China yesterday. But then someone else said 'Not exactly signed just more understanding.' It's like when I tell my neighbor I’ll return his goat but then I 'understand' I might need it for a few more… years. These Americans very tricky!

London Meeting of Minds! Or At Least Heads!

Before the almost signing the big important people from America and China met in London. Scott Bessent and He Lifeng very serious men in suits they talked and talked. They agreed to agree on the Geneva Consensus. It's like a dance but with more paperwork and less traditional dancing.

No More Slow Walking on Rare Earths! Hallelujah!

America was saying China was being slow like a three legged donkey about letting go of the rare earths. China was saying America was being mean with tech restrictions and visas for students. Now maybe they will stop shouting at each other and share the potassium!

Alfredo Say: Temper Your Expectation! Is Like My Wife Say...

But wait! This Alfredo Montufar Helu a very smart man he says not to get too excited. He says we don't know exactly which rare earth curbs will be gone except for magnets. He says both sides are holding onto these earth things like they are a big bag of… well you know. Still is progress! High five!

Suspension of Tariffs! Very Good Very Good!

So after a meeting in Geneva they decided to stop putting extra money tax on each other's stuff for a little while. They also agreed to roll back some restrictions. It's like a ceasefire in a… a… goat throwing contest! Maybe now everyone can be friends. Chenqui!