Great Success! American Senators To Stay in Washington Like My Sister Until Big Bill Passed!

Very Nice! Senators Stay Put!

Jagshemash! Borat here reporting live from… well not Kazakhstan but America! I hear news that is very exciting like when I first saw Pamela Anderson! Senator John Thune he say Senators stay in Washington D.C. until they pass President Trump’s “big beautiful bill.” He wrote in Fox News which is like Kazakhstan’s state newspaper but with more orange people!

High Five! Big Bill Needs To Pass!

Thune is saying “Senators return to Washington today and we will remain here until this bill is passed.” This is like me telling my neighbor “I stay in your house until I find Pamela!” But some senators they no like the bill. They are like “This bill will make our national debt go BOOM!” Very bad like when I try to milk the horse!

Wa Wa Wee Wa! July 4th Deadline!

The senators they supposed to go on holiday for July 4th which is like our Independence Day but with more explosions and less goat. But Thune he say “No holiday! We work like horse until bill passed!” He’s confident like when I try to charm American lady. “I am confident we get bill across the finish line!” he say. Very optimistic like when I think my sister can win beauty contest!

Is Nice...Or IS IT?! Ron Johnson Disagrees!

But not everyone happy. Senator Ron Johnson he say the bill make debt go up like my excitement when I see technology! He warn “Bill add trillions to national deficits!” He say “We should bend curve down not up!” Very serious like when I accidentally insult whole country.

Chenqui! Sticking To The Plan!

Despite all the complaining Thune he stick to the plan! He say “We take up bill by middle of week!” Very determined like when I chase after Pamela Anderson at the book signing! White House also agree. They say “It is imperative Senate returns bill on July 4th!” Very important like when I need to find husband for my daughter!

Great Success? We Will See!

So senators stay in Washington fighting over bill like catfight in mud pit. Will they pass it? Only time will tell! For now Borat say goodbye! Stay tuned for more reports and remember: Jagshemash! Chenqui!