Doh! KindlyMD Goes Crypto Crazy! Mmm...Bitcoin!

Mmm...Bitcoin Stock!

Woohoo! Turns out KindlyMD – those folks tryin' to help people not get hooked on the bad stuff – are now jumpin' headfirst into the Bitcoin pool! Their stock went all crazy like when I find a donut that fell behind the couch! They merged with some Nakamoto dudes and suddenly everyone wants a piece of that sweet crypto action! It's like Christmas but with less eggnog and more...complicated numbers stuff that makes my brain hurt. Doh!

David Bailey? Sounds Important!

This David Bailey fella he's like the Bitcoin guru to President Trump! Apparently he's the brains behind this whole operation. He wants to put Bitcoin on every company's balance sheet. Now I don't know what a 'balance sheet' is but it sounds like something Marge would nag me about! He says this is the future? Well the future better have donuts! "Lisa if you don't like your job you don't strike! You just go in every day and do it really half assed. That's the American way."

Money Money Money! (Mmm...Money)

They got a whole lotta money like more than I've spent on Duff Beer in my lifetime! Two hundred million in debt... Sounds scary but then they grabbed over half a BILLION from some fancy investors. These investors have names fancier than Principal Skinner's mom like Actai Ventures and Arrington Capital. And even Balaji Srinivasan is in on it! If I had that much cash I would buy the world's largest donut!

Bitcoin Bonanza!

Bitcoin is over $100,000?!? Holy guacamole! That's more than I make in a year... maybe even two! But that's not important right now. What *is* important is that this KindlyMD is turning into a Bitcoin hoarding dragon! It's like when Mr. Burns locks himself in his office with all his money only…digital. Hmmm...digital donuts. Interesting.

KindlyMD Still Trying to Be Helpful?

The KindlyMD boss says they're still gonna help people kick their habits. Which is good 'cause I might need some help with my donut habit after this Bitcoin thing goes belly up up and away! They say it's a bold new vision! Okay as long as their focus is on patient first care then I'll get behind it just not right now since I need to watch TV! As Apu would say "Thank you come again!".

Don't Have a Cow Man!

So they're changing their name and ticker symbol – like when I tried to change my name to Max Power. In short KindlyMD is going crypto crazy! Will it work? Will they end up with more money than Mr. Burns? Or will it all crash and burn like my last attempt at building a birdhouse? Only time and maybe a whole lotta beer will tell. Mmm...beer! As I always say "Trying is the first step towards failure." D'oh!