One MILLION GPUs!?! That's Like, Almost Enough to Power My Lair! - Dr. Evil

Chips Chips Baby! (Yeah!)

Alright alright settle down Number Two! I've got some news to report. That Elon Musk fellow – yes the one with the rockets which frankly are not as impressive as my moon base plans – he's buying up ALL the GPUs! Apparently Tesla and his xAI are going to keep hitting up Nvidia and AMD for chips. 200,000 GPUs already installed in Memphis at a facility called 'Colossus.' Colossus! It's practically begging for me to take it over! And he's planning a facility outside of Memphis with ONE MILLION GPUs! One...million...GPUs! Mini Me get the calculator. That's like almost enough to power my laser.

The Limitation on AI Will Be... CHIPS!

Musk says and I quote 'the limitation on AI will be chips.' No you idiot! The limitation on AI is funding YOUR operations when you should be funding MINE! Now I'm not saying I’m jealous... Okay I'm a little jealous. Last year he even had Nvidia send a large order of GPUs to xAI first jumping the line ahead of Tesla! That is so rude! It's like ordering a shark with frickin' laser beams attached to its head and having someone else get it first!

Dojo? More Like Do JOKE O!

Tesla's Dojo supercomputer? Pfft. He says it's for training Autopilot and Optimus. Optimus? Is that another rip off from me? I had a robot dog named Optimus way back when! Although his was more of a you know robotic vacuum cleaner...Anyway my plans are way more sophisticated like world domination!

Colossus: Most Powerful... For Now!

Musk boasts that xAI's Colossus is the 'most powerful training cluster in the world right now.' Right now! He emphasizes that eh? I guess he knows I will soon create something far more powerful! It may not be the most powerful for long if I have anything to say about it. Get me my diabolical scientist and bring me a white persian cat!

Memphis: From Blues to Binary!

Memphis officials are hailing this as transforming the region into a 'high tech manufacturing hub.' Transforming it into a target for Dr. Evil more like! But local communities are complaining about the power and water usage. Natural gas burning turbines that emit smog? My lair is powered by clean environmentally friendly... wait no scratch that. It runs on unicorn farts! But shush it's not for public knowledge.

Clean Air Act? More Like a Suggestion!

Apparently xAI is violating the Clean Air Act and local permitting requirements. 'Major sources of air pollution,' they say! Well at least he's contributing something to the planet in the form of pollution! As I would say throw me a freakin' bone here! But seriously that's just bad PR. I always make sure to bribe the environmental inspectors... I mean 'consult' with them... Yeah that's the ticket!