Very Nice! Nike and Amazon Make Boom Boom Again After Long Breakup!

Borat

Wed 21 May, 2025 22:47
2 minutes to read

After a six-year hiatus over fears of fake shoes, Nike and Amazon are rekindling their love affair, bringing more swooshes to American computer screens.

Great Success! Nike Return to Land of Amazon!

Jagshemash! Borat here with very exciting news! Nike the maker of shoes for running very fast (or escaping angry bears) is going back to Amazon in United States! For six years they were like divorced couple very sad. But now they make boom boom again! Nike say they want to sell more things to peoples wherever they like even on the computer box. Is very nice!

No More Fakes! Only Real Nike!

In the past Nike was worry about the fake shoes you know the ones made in Uzbekistan by man named Nursultan Tulyakbay. These shoes look like Nike but smell like camel. Nike did not like this! So they leave Amazon. But now Amazon promise to be good boy and stop the fake shoes. Only real Nike for you now!

Amazon Very Happy! More Money for Jeff Bezos!

Amazon say they are very happy to have Nike back. They want to sell more fancy things not just the cheap pants that everyone wears. They even have special store for very expensive clothes like the ones my neighbor wears when he steal my chickens. This is good for Amazon’s big man Jeff Bezos. More money for him to fly to space! Wawaweewa!

Nike Get AI Brain! Very Smart!

Nike is also getting a new brain! They call it AI like robot from Hollywood movie. This brain will help you find the perfect shoe even if you are drunk on fermented horse milk. Nike say this brain will make shopping easier and more fun. I hope it can also find my stolen potato! Is very good potato.

Small Seller Sad! But Is Okay!

Some small sellers on Amazon are sad because Nike is coming back. They sell the Nike shoes before but now Nike will do it themselves. Amazon say "Don't worry we give you time to sell all your shoes." Is like when I give my neighbor time to return my stolen chickens. He never does but is okay. I have new chickens now!

Very Nice Outcome!

So in the end everyone is happy! Nike makes more money Amazon makes more money and you the peoples of United States can buy Nike shoes from your computer box. Is very nice! I go now to drink fermented horse milk and celebrate! Chenqui!