YouTube Gets the Podcast Hot Pants!
Chenqui! YouTube very nice platform for looking at Pamela Anderson and also cat videos now making big move into podcasts! They launching new weekly charts like when I launch into swimming pool at hotel... SPLASH! Very exciting!
Spotify and Apple Prepare to be Amazed!
These charts are like missiles aimed at Spotify and Apple. They think they are number one? Wawaweewa! YouTube has more views than my cousin has teeth. Shows like 'The Joe Rogan Experience' and 'Kill Tony' already top of the chart very popular just like my sister who is a very successful prostitute.
One Billion Views? Is Nice!
Alphabet the big boss of YouTube say podcasts get more than one billion views every month! This is more than I have seen in my entire life even when visiting the fancy toilets in America. Edison Research says everyone loves YouTube for podcasts. Is true is true!
MeidasTouch Makes the Kazahkstan Touch!
Ben Meiselas from The MeidasTouch Podcast say YouTube is very good for making money. More money than I make selling my pubic hair to tourists! He say YouTube is like cable news but with more cat videos. Very good strategy!
Video Podcast is King of the Castle!
Video podcasts are very powerful like my neighbor's tractor. Everyone talking about them at Upfronts whatever that is. Spotify spending money like drunken sailor but YouTube has more users like my village has more goats! Essential for podcasters very good!
U.S. Only? Is Pity is Pity!
Important thing to know: YouTube chart only tracking podcasts in U.S. This is like saying only beautiful women allowed in my yurt! They update every Wednesday ranking by watch time. I will be watching very carefully like hawk watches goat... before... SNATCH!
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