Elon Musk Screams: Trump's Bill Is Making America Like My Kazakhstan! Very Bad!

Jagshemash! It's Bad News From America!

Chenquiwi! I am Borat and I bring you news from land of USA! My friend Elon Musk the smart man who makes electric car he is very upset! Like when I find out my neighbor stole my sister very very upset! He says Trump's new bill is bad very bad for the American people. He agrees with Senator Rand Paul who I think is maybe horse doctor because he lives in Kentucky. They say bill will make debt go very high like my wife's hair after she sees Bruno!

Debt Slavery Bill? Is Worse Than My Village Toilet!

Musk call the bill 'DEBT SLAVERY bill'. This is very strong words! In my village we have only real slavery. It involves chickens and very strong glue. But Musk says debt is bad and he is smart man! Like when I learned to drive a car... almost smart! The Congressional Budget Office (CBO) who are maybe also horse doctors say the bill will add many many dollars to the debt. Trump say they are lying! This is like when I say I am good tennis player. Maybe not true!

Trump and Musk Fight Like Cats and Mangy Dogs!

The Trump and Musk they fight like cats and mangy dogs! Trump took away Musk's 'EV Mandate' which is like taking away my right to sing the national anthem! Trump say Musk went 'CRAZY!' like when I try to kiss Pamela Anderson. Is not nice! This fighting makes Tesla stock go down down down! Like my trousers at a formal dinner!

Tesla Shares Take Big Plunge! Is Disaster!

Because of the fighting Tesla lost many money like when I bet all my goats on a cockfight! $152 billion is gone! Poof! This is more than my entire village makes in a year! But now stock is coming back like when I try to come back to my wife after she sees me with other woman... difficult!

Solar and Wind Go Down the Toilet!

The bill also cuts tax credits for solar and wind which is bad for Musk's companies! It is like taking away my right to wear my mankini! Unacceptable! Trump wants everyone to buy big smelly gas cars. Is like forcing everyone to listen to my singing! Some people like but many people say 'NO!'

Very Nice! Maybe... Or Maybe Not!

So what to make of all this? I do not know! Politics in America is complicated like trying to understand women! Maybe this bill is good maybe it is bad. But one thing is for sure: Elon Musk is not happy! And when Elon Musk is not happy nobody is happy! Except maybe Trump who is smiling like a cat with a bowl of borscht. Chenquiwi!