Apple Saves TikTok From Great Success! Is Trump Making a Deal?

TikTok Saved! Is Very Nice!

Jagshemash! Borat here bringing you the news from the glorious U.S. and A.! It appears the very modern Apple company will keep the TikTok on their App Store. This is great success! My daughter Tutar loves to make videos of her brushing her teeth with a toilet brush on TikTok. Very educational very modern!

Trump Makes a Deal? Wah Wah Wee Wah!

The man with the strange hair Donald Trump he signed something to make the TikTok ban go away for a little bit longer. Like when I tried to make Pamela Anderson my wife he is trying to make a deal! He said 'Maybe I'll give them a little reduction in tariffs or something to get it done.' Very generous! But he also said 'TikTok is big but every point in tariffs is worth more than TikTok.' Is confusing! Like when I tried to understand American humor.

Pam Bondi is the Hero of the Story!

The Attorney General lady Pam Bondi she wrote a letter to Apple. Very official! She say 'Don't worry Apple you can keep TikTok. No penalty!' She is like the Kazakhstan Ministry of Information but maybe slightly less corrupt? Just kidding! Is joke!

Apple Does Not Respond! Very Mysterious!

Apple they don't say anything! Very mysterious like why Americans put ice in their water. Are they scared of Trump? Or maybe they are planning something very sneaky like when I tried to replace all the U.S. flags with pictures of Borat. High five!

TikTok Offline! Then Back Online!

Apparently the TikTok went away for a little bit like when I lost my teeth in New York. But then it came back! This is because of Pam Bondi's letter. She is like the superhero of TikTok! She probably wear a mankini under her business suit. Maybe not.

Tariffs Tariffs Everywhere!

Trump put tariffs on China like when I put tariffs on my neighbor's chickens. He said he might make them smaller to help the TikTok deal. Is very complicated like trying to explain Kazakhstan to a room full of Americans. 'Chenqui!' for your attention.