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President Trump's new tariffs trigger market mayhem, economic uncertainty, and leave investors screaming 'Good News Everyone!' in sheer panic. image

Trump's Tariff Tantrum Wrecks the Economy Worse Than a Zoidberg Dinner Party!

Sat 05 April, 2025 13:51
3 minutes to read

Fast-food chains are betting big on trendy and sugary beverages to attract Gen Z customers, leading to a new era of flavorful concoctions and potential profits. image

Sugary Drinks Are Taking Over Fast Food Restaurants! Is This the End of Soda?

Mon 24 March, 2025 11:02
4 minutes to read

Apple's stock takes a nosedive after Trump's tariffs hit their diversified manufacturing locations, leaving the future of iPhone prices hanging in the balance. image

Apple Stock Plummets! Is Your New iPhone Gonna Cost More Than a Head in a Jar?!

Thu 03 April, 2025 21:53
3 minutes to read

Broadcom's stellar Q1 results and optimistic AI outlook send shares soaring, easing investor fears and hinting at a new era of custom silicon dominance. image

Broadcom SAVES the AI Future?! Investors Rejoice!

Fri 07 March, 2025 13:09
3 minutes to read

Leela reports on the Reserve Bank of Australia's latest decision to hold interest rates steady, amidst global uncertainties and a looming election. Prepare for financial puns and cyclops-eyed commentary! image

Crikey Australia Did the RBA Just Chicken Out on Interest Rates?!

Tue 01 April, 2025 04:31
2 minutes to read