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Chip designer Arm's stock price plummeted after forecasting lower-than-expected revenue, leaving Peter Griffin wondering if this is a good time to buy... or just grab a beer. image

Holy Crap Lois! Arm's Stock Took a Dive! Did Someone Say 'Discount'?

Wed 07 May, 2025 20:46
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Uber's Q1 2025 report shows a wild ride of earnings beat, revenue miss, FTC lawsuits, and a robotaxi revolution. It's like that time I tried to drive a bus... Disaster! image

Uber's Rollercoaster: Profits Up, Revenue Down, and Robotaxis Take Over! Giggity!

Wed 07 May, 2025 12:11
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Peter Griffin reports on the wild ride of after-hours trading, where some companies soared like the Kool-Aid Man and others crashed harder than my attempts at dieting. image

Holy Crap Lois! Stocks Are Doing the Chicken Fight!

Tue 06 May, 2025 21:17
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The United Kingdom and India just shook hands on a deal that's gonna make whisky cheaper, cars less pricey, and Trump probably angrier than Stewie when he can't find his time machine. image

Holy Crap Lois! UK and India Just Had a Trade Baby!

Tue 06 May, 2025 13:45
2 minutes to read

Peter Griffin reports on how Palantir, the AI software company, is raking in the cash and making some bold predictions, even if their stock took a bit of a nosedive after hours. image

Holy Crap Lois! Palantir's Making More Dough Than Carter Pewterschmidt!

Mon 05 May, 2025 22:22
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Tesla's losing its spark as Elon Musk's antics drive away fans and investors faster than Brian chasing a new skirt. image

Elon's Gone Loopy! Tesla Owners Bail Like Lois When I Cook Dinner!

Mon 05 May, 2025 15:08
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Peter Griffin reports on Trump's recent interview where he takes credit for the good economy, blames Biden for the bad, and muses about doll ownership. image

Trump Says Economy is Like a Giant Chicken Fight: Good Parts are His, Bad Parts are Biden's Fault!

Sun 04 May, 2025 14:05
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Singaporeans are voting, and it's got something to do with a new Prime Minister, a global trade war, and whether or not the other guys can finally beat the People's Action Party (PAP). Giggity! image

Holy Crap Lois! Singapore's Having an Election?! Looks Like I Gotta Learn About… Singapore!

Sat 03 May, 2025 08:22
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Peter Griffin reports on the potential toy shortage this holiday season due to ongoing trade tensions between the U.S. and China, leaving retailers and consumers in a pickle. image

Giggity Giggity...No Toys This Christmas Thanks to Trump's Trade War?!

Fri 02 May, 2025 14:19
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Peter Griffin reports on Apple and Amazon's surprisingly weak spots in their earnings, the looming threat of tariffs, and a bizarre chip-smuggling scheme involving fake pregnant bellies! image

Giggity! Apple and Amazon's Not-So-Magnificent Earnings Report! Tariff Troubles and Baby Bump Chip Smuggling?!

Fri 02 May, 2025 01:18
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