Elon's Gone Loopy! Tesla Owners Bail Like Lois When I Cook Dinner!

Remember When Tesla Was Cool? Like Fonzie Cool?

Alright alright alright! So there once was this company called Tesla right? And everyone was all like 'Ooh Elon Musk is gonna save the world!' But now? It's like that time I tried to build a roller coaster in the backyard – everyone was excited at first then BAM! Disaster. People are ditching their Teslas and dumping stock faster than you can say 'freakin' sweet!'

Elon's Political Shenanigans: Worse Than My Stand Up Comedy!

Apparently Elon started hanging out with President Trump which is like when I tried to join Mensa – good intentions terrible execution. Now there are protests in front of Tesla stores! Protests! Last time I saw a protest was when Lois tried to stop me from wearing my lucky underwear for a whole week. These people are putting bumper stickers on their cars saying 'I bought this before Elon went cuckoo!'

Promises Promises: More Broken Than My New Years Resolutions!

Musk used to promise all sorts of fancy gadgets and self driving cars but it was always delayed. Sound familiar? It's like when I promise Lois I'll do the dishes... eventually. And get this Tesla had service problems software glitches and quality issues like when I installed that 'automatic' dog washer and ended up with a soapy Brian chasing a squirrel through town! The company even lost money sometimes! Holy crap Lois that's even worse than when I lost our life savings betting on that turtle race!

Controversies Galore: More Messy Than Stewie's Diaper!

Tesla and Musk were constantly in trouble. I'm talking government investigations – the whole shebang! It's like when I tried to smuggle fireworks across the border...don't ask. All this drama is worse than dealing with Stewie’s evil plots!

Used Teslas: Worth Less Than My Collection of Belly Button Lint!

Now people are trying to sell their Teslas but guess what? They're worth less than my collection of belly button lint! And investors are seeing their shares plummet. It's like that time I invested in Quagmire's dating app 'Giggity Finder' ... total disaster! Giggity.

Elon's Damage Control: Too Little Too Late?

Musk says he'll spend more time at Tesla and less time on government stuff. But for many the damage is done. It's like when I try to apologize to Lois after a screw up – sometimes you just gotta face the music baby! And by music I mean Lois yelling at me for hours. Heh heh heh.