Holy Crap Lois! UK and India Just Had a Trade Baby!

Whisky Galore! (And Cars I Guess)

Alright so picture this: the UK and India they're doing this whole 'trade agreement' thing. Basically it means they're gonna lower the price on stuff going back and forth. Like you know how much I love my whisky. This deal means it's gonna be cheaper! Cheaper whisky! It's like Christmas but instead of Jesus it's just a really good buzz. And cars too I guess if you're into that sort of thing. Me? I prefer my jalopy. You know the one that occasionally catches fire? Good times!

Trump's Trade Tantrum: A Real Stewie Situation

So get this the article also mentions that this whole thing is happening because President Trump decided to start a trade war. Now I'm no economist but even I know that's about as smart as letting Brian write your taxes. It's gonna cause problems Lois! Big problems! It's like that time I tried to build a treehouse and ended up accidentally creating a portal to another dimension. Bad move Trump bad move.

Money Money Money! (Ooh Aaaaaah!)

Apparently this deal is gonna make a buttload of money for both the UK and India. We're talking billions Lois! Billions! I could buy so much gravy with that kind of cash. And maybe a lifetime supply of those weird pills that make your farts smell like roses. You know for Meg. Ah Meg.

Starmer and Modi: The New Dynamic Duo?

So this Kier Starmer guy (who?) and Narendra Modi (sounds like a delicious curry dish) they're both patting each other on the back about this deal. Starmer says it's gonna make the UK economy stronger. Modi says it's gonna deepen their 'relationship'. Sounds like someone's getting lucky giggity! But seriously good for them. Maybe now they can afford to send some of that cash our way. You know for 'economic development' in Quahog. Wink wink nudge nudge.

Resilience is the New Black

Some fancy pants CEO guy named Keshav Murugesh (try saying that five times fast after a few whiskeys) says this deal is good because it makes both countries less likely to get screwed over by trade wars. Apparently that's a good thing. I dunno seems like a lot of smart people saying smart things. All I know is cheaper whisky sounds like a win to me. Hey maybe I can finally afford that solid gold toilet I've always wanted.

Alright Alright Alright

So there you have it. The UK and India made a deal Trump's probably throwing a fit and I'm gonna go celebrate with a pint (or twelve) of the finest British brew. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to go find Quagmire. Giggity!