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Peter Griffin reports on Foxconn's new semiconductor plant in India, a move away from China, filled with tariffs, wafers, and enough tech jargon to make your head spin faster than Chris after eating too much sugar. image

Holy Crap Lois! Foxconn's Building a Chip Factory in India! Giggity!

Thu 15 May, 2025 08:27
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Turns out Elon Musk's pro-Trump 'America PAC' allegedly stiffed voters who signed a petition, leaving them feeling like they just watched the 'Star Wars Holiday Special'. image

Elon Musk's 'America PAC' Promises More Empty Than My Fridge After a Netflix Binge!

Wed 14 May, 2025 19:55
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Toyota's revamped bZ, formerly the bZ4X, gets a serious glow-up with more range, more power, and hopefully, fewer exploding tires. Giggity! image

Holy Crap Lois! Toyota's New Electric Car is Actually...Good?!

Tue 13 May, 2025 12:14
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Turns out, everyone's ditching Quahog for Tokyo and other exotic locales, and it's all thanks to those crazy exchange rates! Giggity! image

Holy Crap Lois! Asia's Taking Over Vacation Town! (And the Yen's Gone Wild!)

Tue 13 May, 2025 03:49
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President Trump claims Tim Cook promised to ramp up Apple's U.S. investments after a trade war truce, sending Apple stock soaring higher than my chances of winning a beauty pageant. image

Holy Crap Lois! Trump Says Apple's Gonna Build a Bazillion Factories Here!

Mon 12 May, 2025 15:56
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Saudi Aramco's profits are down 5%, and frankly, I blame the economy! image

Holy Crap Lois! Aramco's Wallet Took a Beating!

Sun 11 May, 2025 07:11
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White House contemplates suspending habeas corpus, and I'm just trying to figure out if it involves more than 12 grams of sugar. image

Holy Crap Lois! Trump's Thinking About Suspending...Habeas Corpus? Sounds Like a New Cereal!

Fri 09 May, 2025 20:06
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Peter Griffin analyzes the S&P 500's wild ride, from Trump's trade deal boost to near pre-election levels, proving timing the market is harder than explaining the plot of 'Lost' to Brian. image

Giggity! S&P 500 Makes a Comeback, Almost Like Lois After I 'Accidentally' Shrunk Her Clothes!

Fri 09 May, 2025 12:23
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Amazon jumps into the pet prescription game, making it easier than ever to get Fido and Whiskers their pills...probably with free two-day shipping if you got that Prime thingy. image

Holy Crap Lois! Amazon's Slingin' Pet Meds Now!

Thu 08 May, 2025 18:17
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Some brainiacs cooked up a plan to use soccer fandom to make sure moms stay healthy. It's like the World Cup, but instead of touchdowns, we're talking about not dying. Huh, who knew? image

Giggity Giggity Goo! Soccer Moms to the Rescue... of Themselves!

Thu 08 May, 2025 10:00
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