Holy Crap Lois! Foxconn's Building a Chip Factory in India! Giggity!

Foxconn Does What Now?

Alright so listen up because this is important...ish. Apparently Foxconn the guys who make like EVERYTHING electronic got the green light to build a fancy chip factory in India with some other fellas called HCL Group. 37.06 billion rupees which I think is about like a dollar fifty in real money. Joe Swanson better keep an eye on this he's got some explaining to do for giving them approval.

Uttar Pradesh? Sounds Like a Disease!

This place is gonna be in Uttar Pradesh... Sounds like something you get from a dirty toilet am I right? But seriously they're saying it'll be up and running by 2027. That's like FOREVER away! I'll probably be trying to sell Meg to a traveling circus by then. Ah Meg. You know she reminds me of that time I tried to build a robot Lois... Didn't end well. "Oh Peter! You've created a monster!"

Chips Chips Baby!

So they're gonna be making these display driver chips for phones laptops and even cars! Cars Lois! Think of all the things I could break with that technology! They're talking about wafers and producing 20,000 of those things a month! It's a good thing I'm not driving or else there will be a wreck that will make Brian look like Quagmire. Giggity!

China? More Like 'Chinah' Get Outta Here!

Turns out Foxconn and Apple are ditching China like I ditch responsibilities. Something about trade wars and tariffs. Sounds boring. But hey less China more India right? I'm all about that! I love India... Especially the butter chicken. Mmm butter chicken...

Déjà Vu All Over Again!

Now here's where it gets tricky like trying to explain quantum physics to Stewie. They tried this before with some other company Vedanta but it fell apart faster than my diet after seeing a donut. Let's hope this time it doesn't end with everyone saying 'Freakin' sweet!'

Trump Tariffs and Tech Troubles!

Trump's tariffs are apparently making Apple nervous. Something about getting exemptions and national security investigations. All I know is if Trump starts taxing beer I'm moving to Canada. This new factory could mean India will be making like 15 20% of all iPhones by 2025. That's a lot of iPhones! Enough to make a really big shiny fort! Lois get the credit card we're going to India!