Holy Crap Lois! Asia's Taking Over Vacation Town! (And the Yen's Gone Wild!)

Asia's Hotter Than Brian's Novel!

Alright Lois listen up! Turns out Asia's the place to be this summer even hotter than when Brian tried to write that sexy novel about the talking dog! This Mastercard Economics Institute thingamajig says that most of the top spots are in Asia. Tokyo and Osaka are leading the pack! Last year Tokyo was number 2. It's like that time I was number 2...in the chili cook off! Yikes Stewie's right I never should have eaten all that chili.

Paris is Feeling Blue (and Not Just Because of the Berets)

Now Paris is number 3 but they blame the Olympics for that. Everyone knows I'm not an athletic guy. Remember when I tried to join the Olympics? What a disaster. Anyway Shanghai's number 4 and then it's a bunch of other Asian cities like Beijing Seoul and Singapore. Spain and Brazil made the list too it's like the United Nations of vacation!

Middle Eastern Travelers and the Allure of Thailand

Apparently folks from the Middle East are all about Bangkok and Phuket. It's like when I went to Thailand that one time... Oh man Lois don't even ask. Let's just say it involved a monkey a misunderstanding and a whole lot of coconuts. Giggity!.

The Yen's Gone Bonkers! (But It's Good for Travelers!)

Here's the kicker Lois! The Japanese Yen is weaker than my willpower when I'm near a buffet! But that's great for folks visiting Tokyo because they can get more bang for their buck. Like imagine how many beers I could buy with a strong dollar over there! I'd be richer than Carter Pewterschmidt!

Brits Don't Give a Crud About Currency! (Probably Drunk)

The report says that Asian tourists are really sensitive to exchange rates unlike those Brits! They don't care if the dollar is strong or weak; they are going to travel anyway. Maybe they're just too drunk to notice! Remember that time I got drunk? Yeah me neither it happens every Friday!

The U.S. is Losing Its Allure? (Maybe Because of Cleveland?)

So apparently fewer people are visiting the U.S. especially those hosers from Canada! Maybe they finally realized that Quahog isn't all that exciting. Though who am I kidding? Cleveland should be worried about attracting international visitors. Seriously who goes to Cleveland on purpose?