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Transcarent, backed by General Catalyst, completes the acquisition of Accolade for $621 million, signaling a shift in the digital health landscape and raising questions about the future of healthcare consolidation. image

Transcarent Swallows Accolade Whole Is This Good For My Portfolio?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 14:00
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A grizzled billionaire's take on the recent market volatility, potential tariff pauses, and how he plans to exploit the chaos for personal gain! Excellent! image

Smithers Bring Me My Market Manipulation Monocle! Is the Stock Market Finally Mine for the Taking?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 18:15
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European defense stocks plummet amidst broader market downturn and Trump's trade policies, but analysts suggest long-term growth prospects remain strong. Excellent! image

Are My Weapons Stocks Doomed Trump's Tariffs Trigger Market Mayhem!

Mon 07 April, 2025 10:26
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Mr. Burns weighs in on Trump's bewildering tariff formula, finding it even more boneheaded than Smithers' annual performance review. image

Trump's Tariff Formula A SNAFU Even I Can't Believe! Is This the End of Capitalism As We Know It?!

Sat 05 April, 2025 17:23
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International visitors are shunning the U.S. due to political climate and policies, threatening a major travel deficit. Mr. Burns laments the potential impact on his bottom line. image

Bah Humbug! Is Trump's America Driving Away Tourists and My Profits?!

Sat 29 March, 2025 12:32
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Mr. Burns weighs in on the potential price hikes for both imported and locally made cars due to Trump's new tariffs, predicting economic doom and opportunities for profit for the exceptionally wealthy. image

Are Trump's Tariffs Going to Cost You a Fortune!?

Thu 03 April, 2025 13:50
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Rumors of Elon Musk's departure from a government role send Tesla stock soaring, but the White House denies the claims, leaving investors in a state of 'excellent' uncertainty. image

Elon Musk DITCHES Trump! Is Tesla Stock FINALLY Safe?!

Wed 02 April, 2025 20:04
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A record cash hoard, economic anxieties, and potential stagflation. It appears your investments may be heading into the dreaded Fiscal Mother Simpson, says Montgomery Burns. image

Is The Sky Falling Mr Burns Warns of Impending Doom!

Mon 24 February, 2025 18:52
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China woos U.S. business leaders amidst trade tensions, signaling a shift from retaliation to strategic engagement, while subtly preparing for countermeasures. image

Are Trump's Tariffs Making China Great Again? You Won't Believe What They're Up To!

Tue 25 March, 2025 06:27
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