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Democrats are turning up the heat on Donald Trump's cryptocurrency ventures, questioning potential conflicts of interest and calling for investigations into his family's digital asset dealings. A critical vote on stablecoin regulation hangs in the balance, testing the crypto lobby's influence. image

Excellent! Trump's Crypto Capers: A Burnsian Analysis of Washington's Woes

Wed 07 May, 2025 17:41
3 minutes to read

Mr. Burns examines AMD's Q1 triumph amidst AI chip export woes, tut-tutting all the way. image

Excellent! AMD's Profits Soar, But Those Pesky Export Controls!

Tue 06 May, 2025 22:02
2 minutes to read

Montgomery Burns weighs in on Jensen Huang's plans for Nvidia in China, and how it will benefit him, er, the American economy! image

Excellent! Nvidia CEO's AI Scheme to Fleece China…and America!

Tue 06 May, 2025 19:23
2 minutes to read

Mr. Burns reviews Ferrari's Q1 profits, warns of Trump's tariff treachery, and plots to acquire the company for a song. Smithers, get me my checkbook and a yacht! image

Excellent!

Tue 06 May, 2025 11:45
3 minutes to read

Mr. Burns analyzes Trump's proposed 100% tariff on foreign films, seeing a golden opportunity to exploit Hollywood's woes and expand his empire, while taking potshots at incompetent governors and those pesky unions. image

Excellent! Trump's Tariff Plan To Make Hollywood Great Again...Or Mine!

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:15
3 minutes to read

A disgruntled look at Berkshire Hathaway's stumble, Trump's tariff tantrum, and other market movements that dare to challenge my financial supremacy. image

Bah Humbug! Buffett's Blunder and Streaming Screams!

Mon 05 May, 2025 12:25
2 minutes to read

Warren Buffett, that meddling do-gooder, is finally stepping down from Berkshire Hathaway, leaving a gaping void for someone with real vision (and a larger pile of money) to fill. Plus, his usual drivel about tariffs and deficits. image

Excellent! Buffett Quits! Berkshire Hathaway Up For Grabs!

Sat 03 May, 2025 20:09
3 minutes to read

Mr. Burns analyzes how global trade disruptions are impacting tech giants and consumer confidence, while scheming to exploit the chaos for personal gain. image

Excellent! Trade Wars and Tech Woes: Smithers, We're Still Rich, Right?

Fri 02 May, 2025 16:45
3 minutes to read

A look at how potential changes to the SALT deduction could disproportionately favor high-income individuals like yours truly. image

Excellent! Trump's Tax Tweaks Could Fatten My Wallet, Er, Benefit the Economy!

Fri 02 May, 2025 11:32
3 minutes to read

Montgomery Burns, dispensing wisdom on healthcare stocks, tariffs, and why travel is for the weak. image

Excellent! Burns's Guide to Clobbering the Market (and Maybe a Few Unions While We're At It)

Thu 01 May, 2025 20:43
2 minutes to read