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Borat reports on the impending financial crisis in American public schools due to the expiration of pandemic relief funds and declining enrollment. image

Great Success or Big Problem? American Schools Face Financial Disaster!?

Tue 22 April, 2025 19:15
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The IMF downgrades the UK's economic growth forecast for 2025 due to Trump's trade tariffs, higher borrowing costs, and increased energy prices, casting a shadow over the country's economic prospects. image

Is Great Success of UK Economy Kaput?! Trump Tariffs Make Borat Very Worry!

Tue 22 April, 2025 13:01
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Borat reports on Trump's meeting with Walmart, Target, Home Depot, and Lowe's executives to discuss the impact of his tariffs. Chenqui! image

Is Trump About To Make Retailers Great Again!?

Mon 21 April, 2025 17:48
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Wall Street analysts identify Energy Transfer, Williams Companies, and Diamondback Energy as dividend-paying stocks that can weather economic storms and keep the chai flowing for investors. image

Recession Schmession! These Stocks Pay You Money Just For Existing! Is Nice!

Sun 20 April, 2025 12:41
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Borat reports on the alleged signing of a minerals deal between the U.S. and Ukraine, with both sides expressing optimism despite a lack of concrete details. image

U S Stealing Ukraine's Rocks? Very Nice or Great Success!?

Fri 18 April, 2025 07:37
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Chinese tea chain Chagee makes a splash on the Nasdaq with a successful IPO and plans to expand to the U.S., defying trade tensions. image

Chagee Tea Soars Like Rocket in America! Is This New Favorite Thing?

Thu 17 April, 2025 15:55
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Borat reports on South Korea's decision to hold interest rates steady amidst economic uncertainty, U.S. tariffs, and a looming presidential election. Very nice! image

South Korea Say "Chenqui" To Rate Hikes But Worry About Tariffs And Orange Man!?

Thu 17 April, 2025 03:09
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Tesla faces sales slump in California as registrations plummet, sparking concerns over Elon Musk's leadership and rising competition. image

Is Tesla Finished! Elon Musk's Car Business Doing WHAT?

Wed 16 April, 2025 16:23
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ChatGPT creator OpenAI forms a nonprofit commission to guide philanthropic efforts, appointing advisors and facing legal challenges from Elon Musk over its mission. image

OpenAI Makes Big Kazakstan Move! Is This the Future of AI Philanthropy?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 23:49
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Former advisor John Bolton criticizes Trump's trade policies, claiming they alienate allies and strengthen China's position. image

Trump Trade War a Great Success! Or Is It a Very Naughty Blunder?

Tue 15 April, 2025 13:48
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