Chagee Tea Soars Like Rocket in America! Is This New Favorite Thing?

Jagshemash! Chagee Goes to America!

Chenqui! Borat here reporting live from... well not America yet. But soon! I hear the news: Chagee this magnificent Chinese tea seller is doing very good! Like Pamela Anderson on a good day! They have floated like big boat on the Nasdaq with stocks soaring like a falcon after a chicken! More than 40 percent! Wah wah wee wah!

More Money Than Kazakhstan's Entire GDP!

This Chagee they raised $411 million! That's more money than I've seen in my entire village! They are worth about $5 billion American dollars! Enough to buy many many tractors and maybe even a new wife for my neighbor Nursultan Tulyakbay. Very nice!

From China to America! A Great Success!

From what I gather the CEO Junjie Zhang he got the idea from those fancy coffee places. Now he's bringing tea to America! Very smart man. Soon people in Los Angeles will be drinking Chagee and maybe they will say 'I like!'

Trade War? No Problem!

I hear that America and China have disagreements like Borat and Azamat with a woman. But Chagee they don't care! They are saying 'To heck with the trade war!' and heading straight for the land of opportunity. Very courageous!

Los Angeles Get Ready!

Soon the Westfield Century City in Los Angeles will have a Chagee shop. Imagine! People sipping tea saying 'Chengui!' and maybe even dancing the Kazakh national dance. Very exciting!

Is This My New Favorite Thing?

So this Chagee story it is big success! It shows that even with disagreements people can still enjoy delicious tea. Maybe I will go to America and try this Chagee myself! I hear the women in Los Angeles are very nice too. Wah wah wee wah! High five!