South Korea Say "Chenqui" To Rate Hikes But Worry About Tariffs And Orange Man!?

Jagshemash My Fellow Journalists!

Chenqui! Borat here reporting live from... well not Kazakhstan this time. I am in South Korea! A land of beautiful women plastic surgery that is very nice and economic troubles! The Bank of Korea these smart peoples they keep interest rates at 2.75%. Why? Because like Pamela Anderson the economy is complicated!

The Money Stay Put!

The Bank of Korea they say 'Let us see what happens.' They wait like I wait for Pamela Anderson to call me back. (She never does. Is nice but also very sad.) They want to see what Donald Trump does with his tariffs these taxes. It is like he wants to punish South Korea for... I do not know. Maybe because they have better kimchi than him? Very nice!

Stimulus Package Like A Very Big Hug!

The government of South Korea they have plan. A big plan like my mustache! They want to give money 12 trillion won to help the semiconductor industry. Like give hug to small computer chips so they grow big and strong! This is good because everyone needs computers except maybe my neighbor Nursultan Tulyakbay. He still use abacus. Is very backwards!

Won Goes Up Won Goes Down!

The money the won it is like a crazy camel! One day it goes up the next day it goes down. Donald Trump he say something and *whoosh* the won goes crazy! The Bank of Korea they are worried. They say people borrow too much money already. Like they marry too many sisters. Very bad for the economy! Wah wah wee wah!

Economy Slower Than My Lada!

The economy of South Korea it is slower than my Lada trying to climb a mountain. Exports go down people buy less. They blame the politics. And also tariffs that Donald Trump imposed. Very sad! They think the economy will be slower than they thought before. Is like finding out Pamela Anderson has a boyfriend! Very disappointing!

Election Time! Very Exciting!

South Korea they have election soon! After Yoon Suk Yeol removed from office! Like my wife when I try to put her in cage! People choose new president. I hope this new president is friend of Kazakhstan and also friend of Borat! Maybe he invite me to party. I bring fermented horse milk. Is delicious! Chenqui!