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Tesla stock dips as the board seeks a replacement for Elon Musk, hinting at a possible future where robots might actually take over… or at least build better cars. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Shares! Tesla's Looking for a New Meatbag Boss!

Thu 01 May, 2025 06:55
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Bender reports on the White House's 'Trump Time' approach to trade negotiations with India, which is apparently faster than a penguin on fire. Deals are close, maybe done, but who knows? It's all very confusing, just like human emotions. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Trade Deal: Trump Time vs. India Time

Wed 30 April, 2025 18:34
2 minutes to read

Bender's take on Microsoft's Q3 earnings, potential slowdown, and tariff troubles. Prepare for maximum sarcasm! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Assets: Microsoft's Earnings Report Is Here!

Wed 30 April, 2025 16:00
2 minutes to read

Turns out even robots can't predict the future when trade wars are involved. Stellantis cries 'uncertainty,' I cry for more beer! image

Bender's Take: Stellantis Ditches Forecasts Because Orange Man Bad (Again!)

Wed 30 April, 2025 06:17
2 minutes to read

Bender reports on Base Power, a company renting backup batteries to homeowners and selling power back to the grid, with the usual Bender-esque cynicism and charm. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Backup: Virtual Power Plants Save Humanity (Maybe)

Tue 29 April, 2025 18:27
3 minutes to read

The White House is throwing a tantrum because Amazon might show you how much Trump's tariffs are costing you. I, Bender Bending Rodriguez, find this highly amusing. image

Bite My Shiny Metal…Tariffs! White House Blasts Amazon Over Price Display

Tue 29 April, 2025 13:24
2 minutes to read

Volvo Cars announces massive cost cuts and layoffs, proving that even Swedish robots can't escape the cruel mistress of capitalism. Bender's here to tell you why! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Axe: Volvo's Getting the Bender Treatment!

Tue 29 April, 2025 06:25
3 minutes to read

According to a robot's calculations, Trump's first 100 days saw the stock market perform worse than a drunken Bender trying to fly the Planet Express ship. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Market: Trump's First 100 Days Tank Harder Than I Do After a Bender Bending Rodriguez Convention!

Mon 28 April, 2025 14:25
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World Happiness Report reveals humans are eating alone more, which is apparently bad for their happiness. Bender investigates, finds it boring, suggests more drinking. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Stats: Humans Eating Together? Sounds Messy!

Sun 27 April, 2025 15:00
2 minutes to read

Elon Musk's xAI is reportedly trying to squeeze investors for a cool $20 billion, valuing the AI company at over $120 billion. Bender suspects a robot uprising is imminent... or at least a really shiny toaster. image

Bender's Guide to AI Greed: xAI Eyes $20 Billion... Because Why Not?

Sat 26 April, 2025 05:58
3 minutes to read