Jagshemash! Macron Makes Big Friendship Pact with Vietnam, Maybe To Avoid Trump's Naughty Tariffs!

Very Nice! Macron Goes to Vietnam Just Like Visiting My Neighbor Nursultan Tulyakbay!

Jagshemash! Borat here reporting live from my stable which is much better than my neighbor Nursultan Tulyakbay's pig sty. Big news! President Macron of France very important man went to Vietnam. He wants to be best friends like me and my chicken! He even signs deals for many Airbuses. Is nice!

Trump Threatens the EU? Is Like When My Wife Azamat Says She Will Leave Me!

President Trump he's like the big bully in my village. He threatens to put big tariffs on EU goods. Tariffs! Is like when Azamat threatens to leave me if I don't bring her more horse yogurt. Vietnam also scared because Trump wants them to buy more American things. Very complicated like trying to understand why my neighbor wears a dress.

Airbus Nuclear Energy and Satellites! Is Like Going to Fancy Restaurant in Almaty!

Macron and Vietnam sign many deals! Airbus planes cooperation on nuclear energy (booming!) railways and even satellites that look at Earth from space. Is fancy like going to a restaurant in Almaty that doesn't serve fermented horse milk. Very exciting for Vietnam!

Freedom of Navigation? Is Like When I Try to Drive My Tractor on the Highway!

Macron says France supports freedom of navigation. This is important because Vietnam argues with China about who owns what in the South China Sea. Is like when I try to drive my tractor on the highway and the police say 'No Borat very dangerous!' But I still try. Wawaweewa!

France and Vietnam Become Best Friends Forever!?

France and Vietnam are becoming best friends just like me and Pamela Anderson (in my dreams!). They're even sharing secrets about defense and space. Vietnam says they'll share information on 'strategic matters.' Is like when I share my secret recipe for fermented horse milk with my neighbor (but not really it's a secret!).

Vietnam Tries to Please Trump But Maybe Not So Much?

Vietnam is trying to make Trump happy by buying Boeing planes. But EU officials say 'Hey Vietnam don't forget about us! We buy your goods!' Is complicated like trying to explain to my village why I want to marry Pamela Anderson. Very nice but also very confusing!