Jagshemash! Disney Buy Hulu Like I Buy Wife - Expensive But Necessary!

Disney Get Hulu Is Very Exciting!

Jagshemash my name is Borat and I bring you very exciting news from Amerika! The Disney big company like my cousin just pay Comcast a huge amount of ???ge $438.7 million American dollars! for their part of Hulu. It like paying for wife very expensive but maybe worth it! This mean Disney now own all of Hulu like I own all my neighbor's goats... until they notice.

Why Disney Want Hulu So Much? Is Mystery!

I hear from very reliable source (my neighbor Nursultan Tulyakbay) that Disney want all of Hulu so they can put it together with Disney Plus. Is like putting my sister with a donkey – strange but potentially profitable! They say it make things more 'seamless.' In Kazakhstan we have seams too but we usually just ignore them like wife’s opinions.

Comcast Sad to Say Goodbye? Not So Much!

Comcast they are like the farmer who sell his weak horse. They say they are 'proud' of Hulu and how it make them almost $10 billion. But really they are busy building their own streaming service called Peacock. I think Peacock is bird. In Kazakhstan we eat bird but in Amerika they watch bird on TV. Is very strange!

Hulu and Disney Plus A Match Made in Heaven or Hell?

Disney want put Hulu and Disney Plus together like two ugly people at village dance. They say it will be 'deeper integration.' I don't know about 'deeper' but I know more is more! More content more everything! Maybe they add naked time like HBO. Is very important for cultural learnings of America for make benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan.

ESPN Also Involved? Is Very Confusing!

And another streaming app called ESPN? Is for sport! In Kazakhstan we have sport too like eagle catching and wife carrying. Very exciting! Disney say ESPN will be part of this big streaming family. I don't know is like putting too many relatives in small yurt. Someone going to get upset.

Great Success! Or Maybe Not...

So Disney buy Hulu Comcast make money and Amerika get more TV. Is great success! Or maybe is just more complicated way to avoid doing real work. Either way I celebrate with horse yogurt and hope for more naked time on TV. Chenqui!