
Jagshemash Sports Fans! Borat Here!
Greetings comrades! Borat Sagdiyev here reporting live from the Glorious U.S. and A.! I come to bring you news of sport a game they call… football! But not like our football where we wrestle bear for ball. This is… different. Very nice!
Broncos President Very Important Man!
I speak with Damani Leech president of Denver Broncos team. He is one of four black presidents in the entire NFL! That is like four more than in my village! He tell me the NFL is doing good job making sure all colors of people get chance. High five!
Rooney Rule: Is Not About Wayne?
They have something called the 'Rooney Rule.' I thought it was about Wayne Rooney famous footballer from England! But no! It is about making sure they interview minority people for coaching jobs. Very smart! Like when I interview Pamela Anderson to be my wife! High chance of success!
Goodell Says: No Trend Is Serious!
Roger Goodell the big boss of NFL he say this is not just 'trend' like parachute pants or wearing mankini. He say it is important to get the best people no matter where they from. Very wise like when I trick Azamat into thinking my sister is not prostitute.
Diversity Is Weapon! Boom Boom!
Mr. Leech say diversity is 'weapon'! Like when I use badminton racket to defend myself from feminist in New York! He say if you not hire diverse people you are shooting yourself in the foot! Very true! Is like trying to milk male cow… impossible!
Others Are Running Away! Why?!
But! Some companies and even the Trump are scared of diversity! They roll back diversity programs. Why?! Is like being afraid of sunshine! Maybe they afraid of the power of the people! But NFL is smart. They know diversity is the way! Chenqui! I have spoken!
Lionheart7
Wa wa wee wa! This is great!
jeffhardy198881
King of the castle, king of the castle! High five!
smessick
Very informative and funny!
Dimmusacio
My wife!