Mizuho analysts predict Home Depot and GE Healthcare will benefit greatly from the increasing elderly population in America, leading to increased spending on home improvements and medical technology.
Mizuho analysts predict Home Depot and GE Healthcare will benefit greatly from the increasing elderly population in America, leading to increased spending on home improvements and medical technology.

Jagshemash! The Silver Tsunami Is Coming!

Chenquiwi! Borat Sagdiyev here reporting live from... well not Kazakhstan this time but America! I have just received fax from Mizuho – very serious business! They say many old people soon! By 2030 oldies will be 10% of all Americans! This is 'Silver Tsunami,' they call it. Sounds like very fancy toilet cleaner but is actually old people spending more money! Wah wah wee wah!

Home Depot: King of Renovations!

Mizuho say these old people love fixing homes! Is true! My neighbor he 80 years old always hammering something! He says 'Borat must fix roof before rains come... or wife will nag me like crazy!' So Home Depot gonna make big money! Mizuho say Home Depot is 'Aging Intelligence' top pick! Very nice for Home Depot! I clap! High five!

GE Healthcare: Very Good for Sickness!

But is not just homes! Old people also need doctors! Mizuho say GE Healthcare will get many moneys because of old people sickness! X rays MRIs CT scans – all for the oldies! They get so many scans they start glowing in the dark! Goldman Sachs like GE Healthcare too! They say China also want GE Healthcare machines! High five for GE Healthcare! Jagshemash!

Jim Cramer: My American Friend!

My friend Jim Cramer very important American man also like Home Depot and GE Healthcare! He say 'Borat these stocks are great success!' Jim will talk to Home Depot CEO. I wish I could be there! I would ask very important questions like 'How many hammers can I get for one goat?' or 'Is it true you sell Borat Mankini for home improvement?'

Mortgage Rates: The Enemy!

But there is problem! Mortgage rates! They are like the KGB of the housing market – always watching always making trouble! Jim Cramer wants rates to go down! Then more houses sell and Home Depot get more business! I say 'Down with mortgage rates! Up with Home Depot!' Chenquiwi!

Very Nice Conclusion!

So in conclusion old people gonna make Home Depot and GE Healthcare very rich! Is very nice! I invest all my goat moneys now! Remember as Borat always say 'May your penis grow to be a carrot in your garden!' High five! And now I must go milk my yak. Goodbye!

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