Trump Gets the Royal Donut Treatment in the Middle East! Mmm... Donut Diplomacy!

Woohoo! Trump's Got a New Fan Club (and They're Rich!)

D'oh! It looks like the Middle East is rolling out the red carpet – or maybe it's a giant golden donut? Apparently Trumpy Poo went over to Saudi Arabia Qatar and the UAE and they treated him like he was Krusty the Clown only with more money and fewer pies in the face! I'm talkin' royal welcomes fancy awards and enough camels to make a guy forget all about Duff Beer... almost. They say these countries are throwing money at Trump faster than I can eat a box of donuts and that's saying somethin'!

Marble Madness and Camel Cavalcade!

So Trumpy goes into Qatar right? And he's all like "This marble is *perfecto*!" I bet he wished he could build a whole tower out of it just so he could rent it out to Mr. Burns! And then there were the camels. Not just any camels mind you but royal camels. I wonder if they taste like chicken? Probably not but maybe if you dipped them in chocolate... Mmm chocolate camels...

Ka Ching! Billions and Billions (of Dollars Not Donuts)

These Arab countries are throwing around serious dough! Qatar's talking about a $1.2 TRILLION 'economic exchange.' That's more than I've spent on beer... ever! And Saudi Arabia's promising $600 billion in the U.S. I wonder if they'd notice if I 'borrowed' a few million for a new TV and a lifetime supply of donuts? Probably. D'oh!

Is It Real or Just a Fantasy (Like Me Being an Astronaut)?

Okay so some brainiacs are saying these huge numbers might be a bit... optimistic. Like me thinking I'm gonna win the lottery. But hey who cares? As long as everyone's happy and the deals sound good right? Maybe they'll even build a giant golden statue of me out of donuts! A man can dream...

The Gulf Games: Who Can Be Trump's Bestest Buddy?

Apparently these countries are all trying to be Trump's number one fan kinda like Bart and Milhouse fighting over who gets to be Radioactive Man's sidekick. But these guys are playing for keeps with billions on the line! I wonder if they have a secret handshake? Or maybe a donut eating contest? I'd win that one hands down! (And probably get a stomachache...)

The Future Is Here (and It's Made of Chips!)

So the UAE is getting a bunch of fancy computer chips that can do all sorts of crazy stuff. AI models and stuff. Probably so they can figure out the best way to drill for oil... or maybe the perfect donut recipe? Either way sounds complicated. I'll stick to my Duff and TV thank you very much. Now where's that remote?