Tesla to the Moon or Just Another Doh-Nut!?

Woohoo! $2,600 Per Share!?

Alright folks gather 'round! Cathie Wood from ARK Invest she's saying Tesla's gonna hit $2,600 a share! That's like whoa! Almost ten times the price it is now! Mmm money! She thinks Tesla's more than just cars it's a tech company like Apple or… uh… that other one. You know the one that isn’t Microsoft! But can you imagine? I could finally afford that solid gold donut I've always wanted!

But Wait There’s A Catch (Just Like Maggie!)

Now before you go mortgaging your house (don't do that!) this price target would make Tesla bigger than Apple Microsoft and… uh… that other one… COMBINED! And they make a LOT of money. Like way more than Mr. Burns' fortune! Tesla’s gotta sell a LOT of robotaxis to make this happen. Robotaxis! It’s like the Jetsons but… real? I dunno sounds like a lot of driving around to me. And I'm already doing that!

Robotaxis: From Zero to Hero… Or Just Zero?

So Cathie's thinking these robotaxis will be everywhere by 2030. Like millions of 'em! And half of them are gonna be Teslas! Apparently these things will be cheaper than a human taxi. Like way cheaper. They say it's like one eighth the cost. Mmm cheaper… that means more Duff! If those robotaxis make just one wrong turn I could end up in Shelbyville!

Global Domination or Just a Bad Dream?

She thinks this whole thing could be worth $10 trillion! That’s a lot of zeroes. Like more zeroes than Krusty's had birthdays! But it’d still be only a small part of the whole world's money. But other people are not so sure. They’re thinking Tesla might not make as much money as everyone thought. Doh!

Uh Oh! Is Tesla Going Down?

So Tesla’s been going down in the polls lately a lot! They're not doing as well as the S & P 500 which is not as good as the Nasdaq or whatever. Lots of smart people think Tesla stock ain't doing so hot right now. Something about “technicals” and “indicators” and other words I don’t understand! But if the stock goes down I can get more Donuts Mmm Donuts!

What To Do? What To Do?!

Now some folks are betting against Tesla. They’re doing this thing called a “put calendar spread” or something. It sounds complicated like explaining quantum physics to Apu! But if you want to take a gamble on Tesla going down maybe look into that. Or just buy more donuts. That's always a safe bet! Doh! And here's a special deal to network with experts... Mmm experts are good they tell you how to invest in Donuts!