Mmm...Federal Troops! Trump Keeps Control of California National Guard, DOH!

Woohoo! Trump Wins But What About My Beer?

Alright folks Homer Simpson here reporting live from my couch (mostly 'cause it's comfy and Marge won't let me near the TV remote otherwise). So apparently this President Trump guy the one with the...hair...situation he gets to keep the National Guard in California. Even though Governor Newsom who I'm guessing is in charge of grapes and stuff didn't want him to. Mmm grapes...

Stupid Flanders! I Mean Violent Protesters!

The fancy pants judges said it's because those protesters were being a bunch of Bart Simpsons! Throwing stuff breaking windows... why can't everyone just get along and share a Duff? The judges said something about 'violent acts' and 'federal buildings' being damaged. Sounds serious. Almost as serious as running out of donuts. Almost.

D'oh! Paperwork!

Apparently there was some fuss about notifying the Governor but the court said even if they didn't tell him tough luck Newsy! He can't stop the President which sounds like the kind of power I wish I had when Marge says 'no' to a second helping of bacon. Mmm bacon...

Inflaming Tensions? Sounds Like My Chili!

Newsom is saying Trump's inflaming tensions. Which I gotta say reminds me of the time I made that chili with the insanity peppers. Remember that kids? So Trump says he needs the troops to keep things under control and Newsom says it's a waste of money. Honestly sounds like they both need a cold one and a nap.

Excellent...Wide Latitude!

The judges were all like 'Presidents get to do whatever they want...mostly!' I mean they didn't say it *exactly* like that but that's what I heard. Something about 'wide latitude.' Sounds like a comfy pair of pants to me. The kind you can wear while eating a whole box of donuts.

Mmm...Justice!

So for now the National Guard stays put. And I'm gonna go put on my 'wide latitude' pants and grab a donut. Seems like the only thing anyone agrees on is that this whole situation is a big confusing mess. Just like my garage! D'oh!