War? What War? I Was Busy Eating!
D'oh! So apparently India and Pakistan were having a bit of a tiff. Missiles drones the whole shebang. Sounds messy and not the good kind of messy like when you're elbow deep in a box of donuts. Seriously these two countries always fighting like Bart and Lisa! It's enough to make a guy lose his appetite… almost. Thankfully I had a jelly filled to keep me going. Mmm jelly filled…
Trump to the Rescue! Maybe With Extra Large Trade Deals?
So The Donald he says he's gonna fix things in Kashmir. He's like 'I'll increase trade substantially!' which sounds like a good deal. Maybe he can trade 'em some Krusty Burgers for… whatever it is they're fighting over. I bet a Krusty Burger could solve world peace or at least keep me from starting a fight over the last donut. Flanders stay away from my sprinkles!
Blackouts and Boom Noises: Sounds Like a Bad Episode of 'Itchy & Scratchy'!
Cities were blacked out and there were boom noises. Sounds like Springfield on a Tuesday night! Seriously though these folks were scared. One guy said he was happy there wouldn't be any more bloodshed. I get it. The only red stuff I want to see is raspberry filling. Mmm raspberry…
Blame Game: They Did It! No They Did It!
India says Pakistan started it. Pakistan says India started it. It's like when Bart blames Milhouse for everything even when Milhouse is nowhere near the scene. Can't we all just get along? And by get along I mean share the last beer. Doh! I'm out!
Sikh Relief: Golden Temple and No More Explosions!
In Amritsar people were relieved the fighting stopped. They even sounded a siren to say 'Okay back to normal!' It's like when the power comes back on after a thunderstorm and you can finally watch TV again. Woohoo! And that poor shopkeeper Alhuwalia was shutting his shop early. Maybe now he can stay open late and sell me… uh… religious artifacts. Yeah that's it.
Seventy Dead? That's A Lotta Donuts Wasted!
Seventy people died in these skirmishes? That's terrible! Think of all the potential donut consumers lost! It's enough to make a grown man cry… for donuts. But hey at least the fighting stopped. Maybe now everyone can sit down have a beer and… well maybe not donuts but something equally delicious. Mmm delicious…
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Trump fixing things? Let's hope he doesn't turn Kashmir into a giant golf course!