Keke Palmer's Dough-Nut Wisdom: Living Like a Flanders When You're Makin' Like a Burns!

Mmm Money...And How to Keep It!

D'oh! Turns out Keke Palmer that actress lady is smarter with her money than I am with a box of donuts. And that's sayin' somethin'! She says her secret is living below her means. I'm pretty sure my means are living below a pile of laundry but hey maybe I'm onto somethin'!

A $1 Million Dollar Rent of $1500? I Could Buy So Many Krusty Burgers!

This Keke gal she's got it figured out! She says if she had a million bucks she'd still pay like a super cheap rent. Like cheaper than Lenny's apartment! I'm thinkin' with a million bucks I'd finally get that gold plated toilet I've always dreamed of. And maybe a lifetime supply of Duff Beer. Priorities people priorities!

From 'Barbershop 2' to Ballin' on a Budget!

Turns out Keke was rollin' in dough since she was a wee little tyke! She made more than her parents which lemme tell ya is like Bart making more than me. Except Bart's 'dough' is mostly from selling his soul and my 'dough' is mostly gone to Duff. But she learned from her folks so respect!

Doh nuts to Dollars: Learnin' from the Best (Her Parents Not Me)

Keke says her parents taught her about money. My parents mostly taught me how to avoid work and blame things on Bart. But hey different strokes for different folks! She believes in savin' and frugality. I believe in savin' the last donut for myself. Tomato tomahto!

Sharing is Caring... Especially When It's My Beer!

She even shares her money with her parents! That's like…wow. I mean I share my TV remote with Bart but that's about it. But hey family's family right? Unless they're stealing my last donut. Then it's every man for himself!

Economics? Sounds Like Something Marge Would Be Into

Keke's got advice for young'uns: learn about economics! Sounds kinda boring like one of Lisa's school books. But hey if it means I can finally understand why those dang power plant stocks are always going up and down maybe I'll give it a shot. Maybe I'll even ask ChatGPT. That thing knows everything probably even where I hid my emergency donut stash!