Doh! People are Mad at Trump Again! Is This the End of Free Donuts?!

Mmm Protests!

Woohoo! So I heard a bunch of folks are raisin' a ruckus 'bout somethin' somethin' Trump. Apparently they're not too thrilled with the guy. I dunno seems like everyone's always yellin' 'bout somethin'. Can't a guy catch a break and enjoy a Duff Beer in peace?

Revolutionary...Like a New Donut Flavor!

This old dude Thomas Bassford drove three hours! Three hours! Just to see some reenactment of old timey battles. Said somethin' 'bout fightin' for freedom. I fight for freedom every time I wrestle Barney for the last donut! 'Sometimes we have to fight for freedom,' he said. Sounds tiring. Maybe he should've just stayed home and watched TV. You know 'Television: Teacher mother secret lover.'

Elon Musk? More Like Elon Husk!

And get this people are protestin' outside Tesla dealerships! Against Elon Musk! Seems like everyone's got a beef. Musk is downsizing the federal government. Less government means less job less donuts less everything! I say let's all just calm down and think about... uh... shiny things! That always works for me D'oh!

No Kings Just More Donuts!

This fella George Bryant in Boston is yellin' about a 'police state' and 'fascism.' Sounds scary! Makes me wanna hide under the couch and eat a whole box of donuts. But maybe that's what they WANT me to do! Argh! It's a conspiracy I tell ya! A donut less conspiracy!

Social Security? More Like Social Insecurity!

Then there's Bob Fasick worried about Social Security and stuff. I dunno much about that but I'm pretty sure it involves money. And money is needed to buy donuts. So if that Social Security thing goes belly up what's gonna happen to my donut budget? Ay caramba!

Executive Overreach? I Prefer Executive Oversized Donuts!

This lady Melinda Charles is worried about "executive overreach." Sounds fancy. I'm more concerned about executive over baking. You know when the donut gets all burnt on the bottom? That's a real tragedy. 'To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!'