Doh! Oil Prices Plunge After Trump Says Iran Wants To Talk… Maybe!

Mmm Oil… And Talking!

Woohoo! Your pal Homer here reporting live from my couch (where all the REAL news happens). So apparently those fancy pants oil prices took a dive faster than I can polish off a box of donuts! They went down over 1% which is almost as much as I weigh after Thanksgiving. Apparently it’s all because President Trump said Iran wants to chat about their nuclear program after some… uh… 'disagreements' with Israel. Mmm disagreements… tastes like chicken!

White House Visit? Sounds Like a Field Trip!

Trump says Iran wants to send a delegation to the White House! That's right folks the White House! Maybe they can get a tour and see where all the important decisions are made... like whether to have donuts or… more donuts! Trump even said it was 'courageous' of them. Courageous? I'm courageous every time I face Marge's meatloaf!

To Bomb or Not to Bomb: That Is The Question. D'oh!

But hold on to your Duff Beer! Trump also said he *might* bomb Iran's nuclear thingamajigs. “I may do it I may not do it I mean nobody knows what I'm going to do,” he said. Sounds like my diet plan! One minute I’m eating steamed vegetables the next I’m face planting into a pile of Krusty Burgers. Nobody knows!

Nothing Is Too Late... For Donuts!

Apparently a negotiated settlement is still on the table. “Nothing is too late,” Trump said. He's right! It's never too late for a donut... or three... or a dozen! Maybe we can settle this whole Iran thing over a plate of sprinkles and frosting. Doh!

From Twitter Threats to Tea Time? Huh?

This is where it gets confusing even for me! One day Trump is yelling on that 'Truth Social' thingy about Iran surrendering. The next day he's inviting them over for tea and crumpets... maybe. It’s like when I try to fix the plumbing. I start with a wrench and end up with a flooded basement and Marge yelling. D’oh!

Ayatollah vs. Trump: The Ultimate Smackdown!

And the Ayatollah this Khamenei fella isn't backing down either! He warned the U.S. of “irreparable damage” if they mess with Iran. Sounds serious! But everything sounds serious until you put some sprinkles on it. Mmm sprinkles! So in conclusion the oil prices are down Trump is confusing and I need a donut. Doh!