Doh! Oil Prices Fall After Trump Says Iran Wants to Talk (Maybe About Donuts?)

Mmm Oil... and Diplomacy?

Woohoo! Looks like those oil prices took a dive kinda like me diving for the last doughnut at the Kwik E Mart! Apparently President Trumpy hair (sorry gotta be respectful... Flanders is always watching) says Iran wants to chat about their nuclear stuff. Maybe they wanna trade it for a lifetime supply of Duff Beer? I know I would!

73.93 Dollars A Barrel? That's a Clown Price!

So the article says oil went down to $73.93 a barrel. I dunno what a barrel even *is* but it sounds like a lot of money for something that makes my car go 'vroom.' Still cheaper is good right? More money for... uh... beer! And maybe a new TV so I can watch more Krusty the Clown!

Iran Wants to Come to the White House? Cowabunga!

Trumpy hair says the Iranians even suggested coming to the White House. Courageous? I'd be more courageous if I wrestled a bear for a cruller! But hey maybe they'll bring some baklava. Mmm baklava... 'Nothing you say can upset us. We're the ?????ians!' (Okay that doesn't really fit but I love that quote!)

Military Strike? Doh! Not Good!

Oh jeez and then there's talk about military strikes. D'oh! That sounds like a real pain in the neck like when Bart glues my butt to the couch! Hopefully cooler heads prevail and nobody gets blowed up real good.

Easy Target? I Feel Bad For Khamenei

Trump also said something about Iran's leader being an 'easy target.' Poor sap! I know how that feels especially when Marge is mad about me leaving the toilet seat up! Maybe Khamenei needs a good lawyer like Lionel Hutz. 'Works on contingency? No money down!'

In Conclusion: Mmm Doughnuts and Peace

So oil prices down possible talks with Iran maybe a military strike... It's all a bit much for my simple brain. All I know is I'm hungry. Maybe a doughnut will help me understand geopolitics better. Mmm geopolitics... and sprinkles!