Screw You Guys I'm Suing Google!

Respect My Authoritah!

Oh my god you guys! Guess what? Those sneaky bastards at Google are finally getting what they deserve! The Japan Fair Trade Commission – that's right the JAPANESE are sticking it to Google for being total d bags with their Android stuff. Apparently they were making phone companies like Samsung and Lenovo kiss their butts to get Google apps and forcing them to shove Google Search and Chrome down everyone's throats. This is almost as bad as when Kyle won that stupid award!

Kick Ass!

So these yellow people aren't just sitting around eating rice all day. Turns out Google was making it impossible for other search engines to get a piece of the action because they were being greedy with the ad money. Classic Google. Always trying to screw everyone over. I bet Kyle is behind this somehow. He always ruins everything!

Screw You Guys I'm Going Home!

But get this the JFTC isn't the only one who noticed Google acting like a Cartman. The US and Britain are on their asses too! I knew it! Everyone knows Google is a fat ass!

Mom Bathroom!

So the JFTC is ordering Google to stop being such a controlling mom. They gotta let phone companies choose what apps to install and share the ad money fairly. And get this they have to hire some loser to watch them for the next five years to make sure they don't pull any more crap. Hahahaha! Losers!

I'm Not Fat I'm Big Boned!

This is awesome! It’s about time someone stood up to these mega corporations and said 'Respect my authoritah!' Maybe now I can finally get my own search engine CartmanSearch and rule the world! I'll make you all respect me! You will all bow down to Cartman!

You Will Respect My Authoritah!

So listen up Google. You messed with the wrong fat kid. I'm watching you. And if you try to pull any more shady crap I'm gonna unleash the Coon and Friends on your asses! Now get out of my sight you damn hippies!