Rats! Amazon Unleashes Agentic AI - Is This My Nemesis's Next Diabolical Scheme?

One MILLION Dollars...For AI!

So Amazon that Bezos fella decides to jump on the AI bandwagon eh? Formed a 'new group,' they have. Agentic AI they call it. Sounds like something straight out of my evil lair! They're building this in Lab126 the same place that brought us the Kindle and...shudder...Alexa. Why couldn't they just stick to books? Now they're trying to make robots even smarter than Mini Me... which admittedly isn't saying much.

Agentic AI? Groovy Baby...Not!

Apparently these AI agents are more than just chatbots. Oh no they're capable of 'completing multistep complex actions.' Sounds suspiciously like what I need to finally take over the WORLD! Except of course they'll probably use it to I don't know deliver packages faster? The banality of evil these days is truly disappointing.

Physical AI? More Like PHYSICALLY ANNOYING!

They're even dabbling in 'physical AI,' whatever THAT is! Turning warehouse robots into 'flexible multi talented assistants.' Great! Now I have to worry about robots stealing my henchmen! It's all part of their dastardly plan I tell you slowly eroding my influence in the world!

Amazon's Web Browser Agent: A Mini Me in the Cloud?

Of course Amazon already released some pathetic browser based agent. probably helps you find the best deals on...cat food or something equally as un evil. But let's face it they are obviously building it to do something much more evil!

Alexa+ The Ultimate Evil Assistant (Almost)

And Alexa+ is getting in on the action too! This whole 'agentic capabilities' thing sounds like they're trying to create a digital version of myself! I better call my lawyers now!

Austin Powers I Shall Have My Revenge!

I bet Austin Powers is behind this. He’s probably funding this whole operation with his mojo money. If Austin Powers is behind it which I’m sure he is this all means that I have to step up my game and create an even more impressive diabolical scheme. Maybe I’ll unleash a swarm of genetically engineered kittens with laser beams on their heads! Yes...that's the ticket! Mwahahaha!