Artificial Intelligence to the Rescue! Or, How I'm Finally Going to Afford That Moon Base (And World Domination, Of Course!)

Tariffs Schmariffs! Bring on the AI!

Mwahahaha! It is I Doctor Evil reporting live from my secret volcano lair! Those pesky tariffs imposed by that... uh... what's his name again? Oh right the guy with the hair. Anyway they've been causing a ruckus even for evil geniuses like myself! But fear not because the world is turning to... dun dun DUN... Artificial Intelligence! Yes soon AI will be able to navigate the most complex of trade deals and all shall fear my economic might! It's like having a Mini Me but for global finance!

One MILLION Dollars... to Deploy AI!

Salesforce those corporate do gooders are developing AI agents to process changes in the US customs system. Apparently keeping up with 20,000 product categories is too much for mere mortals. Pah! I could do it with one hand tied behind my back... if I wasn't busy plotting world domination that is. Still they might be onto something. I'm thinking of developing my own AI agent but instead of processing tariffs it'll calculate the perfect doomsday device launch angle. You know for science!

Simulation Time: What If I Just... Raised Tariffs on *Everything*?

Kinaxis those clever supply chain gurus are using machine learning to assess products and their materials. They're simulating the impact of tariffs suggesting alternative parts and whatnot. I can use similar systems to test out my evil plans with real time results. This would really give me the edge to see if I should increase the amount of sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

AI's Moment to Shine? More Like My Moment to Steal the Spotlight!

Some so called 'futurist' (probably works for Austin Powers) claims these tariffs present AI's 'moment to shine.' Well *I* say it's MY moment to shine! Once I control the AI I'll control the world's supply chains and then the world! Mwahahaha! It's like giving me the keys to the Death Star only instead of blowing up planets I'll just... raise the price of everything by say ONE BILLION DOLLARS! Bwahahaha!

Wipro's AI Army: Scanning Your Packages For... Evil?

Wipro these Indian IT giants are using AI to help clients adjust supplier strategies and manage duty exposure. They're even using computer vision to inspect physical assets in cross border transit. Sounds like they're trying to stop my diabolical shipments! But fear not I have countermeasures. Miniature versions of myself hidden in every package! They'll never see it coming!

Not a Silver Bullet More Like a Mini Nuke!

Apparently AI isn't a 'silver bullet.' Well duh! I prefer mini nukes. But it *is* a powerful enabler. As long as I can control the data I can control the world! And that my friends is the true power of Artificial Intelligence. Soon I will rule the world! Mwahahahaha!