Doctor Evil analyzes the global AI talent landscape, revealing which nations are poised for world domination through artificial intelligence!
Doctor Evil analyzes the global AI talent landscape, revealing which nations are poised for world domination through artificial intelligence!

The Rise of the Machines (and My Evil Geniuses!)

Muahahaha! As if you didn't know I Doctor Evil have always been ahead of the curve! And by 'curve' I mean my evil plan for world domination! Now this 'artificial intelligence' everyone's talking about? It's crucial! My Mini Me is even teaching Mr. Bigglesworth how to code...though he keeps chasing the cursor. Anyway according to this 'report' (which I'm sure is just a cover for their *real* nefarious schemes) companies are scrambling for AI talent like they're trying to steal my mojo! And frankly they probably are.

No AI Skills? You're FIRED! (Virtually of Course)

Apparently 66% of organizational leaders wouldn't hire someone without AI skills? Shocking! What is this the dark ages? Everyone knows you need to know AI to truly dominate the world. I mean how else are you going to build my giant laser? Less experience but knows AI? Hired! More experience but doesn't? You're dead to me! Err I mean *rejected*.

The Usual Suspects (and Some Tiny Surprises)

LinkedIn those nosy parkers have released their 'AI talent concentration' metric. They're tracking us! But fear not my minions! We shall use their data...against them! Turns out Israel Singapore and Luxembourg are leading the pack. Luxembourg?! Seriously? What are they doing training AI to manage their...banks? Good for them! And those pesky Swedes and Koreans aren't far behind either Austin Powers style. Wait until my AI powered sharks with frickin' laser beams are fully operational.

Size Doesn't Matter (Unless It's My Ego)

LinkedIn's head economist Chua Pei Ying says these smaller countries are 'punching above their weight.' Well duh! It's easier to take over a small country! You can fit the entire population into a single slightly larger than average volcano lair! But seriously it's about creating an ecosystem of skill development. You gotta nurture your evil geniuses! Invest in their training! Give them adequate lava lamps!

India: The Sleeper Cell (of AI Domination)

Hold on to your hats people! India has seen a 252% increase in AI talent concentration since 2016! 252 PERCENT! That's like a million times bigger than a Mini Me! They may not be in the top 10 *yet* but they're coming! This is getting serious. My plan to genetically engineer super intelligent hamsters may not be enough. I need...a bigger hamster wheel!

Passive Income? More Like Passive World Domination!

And finally passive income? Bah! I'm not interested in 'passive' anything. I want ACTIVE world domination! But I suppose if you *must* earn money outside your day job go ahead. Just don't let it distract you from building me a better doomsday device! And remember stay EVIL! Mwahahaha!


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