Wa Wa Wee Waa! Capitol Police Arrest Many Protesters, Some in Wheelchairs, Over Trump's Medicaid Cuts!

Jagshemash! A Very Important News From America!

Jagshemash my neighbors! Borat Sagdiyev here bringing you very exciting news from glorious U.S. and A! Today I learn of big happenings in Washington. Not the kind with George Washington's wooden teeth but the one with buildings and politicians! It involve President Trump and… Medicaid. Is like a very important medicine for peoples who cannot afford the doctor like my neighbor Nursultan Tulyakbay who once try to cure his cough with goat urine. Very bad idea!

The Wheelchair Brigade of Justice!

The American Capitol Police they arrest over thirty peoples! Thirty three to be exact. Some of them in… wheelchairs! Yes! Is like 'Ben Hur' but with less chariot and more… complaining about the budget. They were protesting inside the Russell Senate Office Building. Is against the law to make loud noises in there like when I try to sing the Kazakhstani national anthem at a fancy party. Very awkward.

Crowding Obstructing and In…commoding? Very Naughty!

The police say these peoples were arrested for 'crowding obstructing or incommoding.' Incomoding! Is that like when you sit next to a very large man on the bus and he takes up all the space? Very annoying. But these peoples they were incomoding with purpose! They wanted to stop the President Trump from making cuts to Medicaid. I think maybe they make good point. In Kazakhstan we cut budget for goat yogurt and then everyone very sad.

One Lone Wolf Crosses the Line!

One other protester a real rebel he cross police line outside. Is like in my village when you try to cross the line to get the best spot at the goat market. Very dangerous! He brought total arrest count to 34! High five!

Trump's Budget: Is Big Problem?

This Trump's budget it wants to make big cuts to Medicaid. Medicaid is helping over 70 million Americans including many poor and disabled peoples. The budget also wants to make peoples work to get Medicaid. Work! Like in my village where everyone work hard for… nothing! Is very sad. My neighbor he say 'Very nice!' But I think he is being sarcastic. Is difficult to tell with Nursultan.

Very Nice! Or Maybe Not?

So America what to make of all this? Protesters in wheelchairs police arresting budget cuts… is very complicated. But one thing is for sure: is very interesting! Maybe I stay here longer. Maybe I even become American citizen! Then I can protest too! Wa wa wee waa!