Trump's Great Success! Iran Nuclear Program Obliterated... Maybe! Very Nice!

Trump Make Big Claim! Is Very Excite!

Jagshemash! Borat here bringing you very important news from America! Our great leader Donald Trump say he do big boom boom on Iran's nucular program. He say 'It's been obliterated totally obliterated!' Like Azamat when he discover clean toilet! Very excite!

But Wait! Intelligence People Say... Not So Fast!

But then come intelligence people like doctor who tell you your cow have disease. They say 'Not so fast Mr. Trump! Boom boom only set them back few months not years!' Is like when I try to sell my sister for four chickens and everyone laugh. Very disappoint!

Trump Angry! Say Report No Good!

Trump get angry! He say report is 'not complete!' He say they did not see the sites good enough! Is like when I try to drive car but blindfolded. I don't see good so I blame the car! Very logical!

White House Call Intelligence People Losers! Insult to Injury!

Then Karoline Leavitt lady who shout loud like my neighbor call intelligence people 'low level loser!' She say report is 'flat out wrong!' Is like when I call my neighbor a donkey for stealing my potato but he probably did not do it. Very accusatory!

Hegseth Demand Big Shovel! Dig Deep!

Hegseth man who look like he wrestle bear say 'You want to see Fordo? Get big shovel and dig deep!' He say Iran nucular program is obliterated! Is like when I say my wife Pamela is beautiful even after she fight bear. Very supportive!

Israel Confirm! But Who to Believe?!

Even Israel say boom boom destroy site! But who to believe? Trump? Intelligence people? Neighbor who steal potato? Is very confusing! Like trying to understand why Americans put cheese in everything! Very strange!