Trump Threatens Elon Musk with Serious Consequences - Is Relationship Finished Like My Marriage to Oksana?

Jagshemash! Trump Angry Like Bear With Sore Head!

Jagshemash America! Borat here reporting live from my caravan. News from your country is more crazy than my cousin Bilo's attempt to milk a goat! This Donald Trump he is very upset with Elon Musk the man who wants to put you all on Mars like sending my neighbor Nursultan Tulyakbay to gulag but to space. Trump say if Musk support Democrats he will have "serious consequences!" Wah! This is more scary than when I try to understand women!

Big Beautiful Bill Causes Big Beautiful Trouble!

The trouble start because of this "big beautiful bill" that Trump love so much. Musk he call it a "disgusting abomination"! He say it will make your country's money situation worse than my village after the gypsies visit. This is big fight! Like when I fight Azamat Bagatov for the last piece of horse sausage!

Trump Saves Musk's Life? Very Nice!

Trump claim he gave Musk many "breaks" and "saved his life" in his first administration. Is true? I don't know! But sounds like something my neighbor Nursultan Tulyakbay would say about stealing my chicken but only because he "saved it" from my bad cooking.

Relationship Kaput! Like My Marriage to Oksana!

Trump say he will not speak to Musk again. Is finished! Like my marriage to Oksana after she see my mankini. Sad! Very sad! But maybe is good. Less problem than trying to explain to Pamela Anderson why I have a bag for capturing women.

Disrespectful to the Office of President or Just Very Naughty?

Trump say Musk is "disrespectful to the office of the president." Maybe! But maybe Musk just have strong opinions. Like my strong opinion that fermented horse milk is best drink in the world! (Even though it smell like my armpit after wrestling a bear.)

Bill Will Pass by July 4th? Wawaweewa!

Trump very confident this bill will pass by July 4th. He say Republicans are "more unified" than ever. Wawaweewa! Very nice! But maybe he just say that to make himself feel good. Like when I tell myself my English is perfect even though I still say "I like you" to every woman I meet.