Trump Calls Fed Chair 'Numbskull,' I Call Him Very Nice! (But Maybe a Little Slow?)

Trump Makes Big Statement! Is Very Nice!

Jagshemash! Borat Sagdiyev here bringing you the latest news from United States of A mer i ca! Today big man President Trump is very upset with the man in charge of the money Jerome Powell. Trump calls him a 'numbskull'! In Kazakhstan we call such a man 'slow yak,' but maybe 'numbskull' is better. Is very nice!

Six Hundred Billion Dollaridoos? Is Very Much Money!

Trump say if Powell cut interest rates U.S. would save $600 billion! That's like… many many chickens! In Kazakhstan we can buy whole village with that kind of money. Trump say Powell no listen. Maybe Powell needs new ears? Or maybe he needs to watch more *Da Ali G Show*. Is very educational!

Inflation Down? This is Great Success!

Trump say inflation is down like my pants after strong winds! And he may have to 'force something.' I not sure what 'force something' means but it sounds… interesting! Is it like when I tried to 'force' Pamela Anderson to marry me? Oh Pamela! You make Borat very excite!

Team Trump Attacks! Is Like Dogpile on Chicken!

Not just Trump! Other big shots like Howard Lutnick and JD Vance also attacking Powell. Lutnick say Powell should 'do his job.' Vance say he committing 'monetary malpractice'! In Kazakhstan we just give slow workers a swift kick in the baboons! Maybe that will work here too?

Markets Don't Care! Is Like My Donkey Ignoring My Singing!

The market no care about Trump's words. Is like when I sing traditional Kazakhstan songs to my donkey he just keep eating grass! But some traders think Powell might cut rates later. Maybe Powell just need time to drink some fermented horse urine and think things through. Is traditional!

Trump No Fire Powell (Yet)! Is Like Saying I No Love Lada!

Trump say he not going to fire Powell but he also say he don't know why it would be so bad! That's like me saying I don't love my Lada! Is big lie! Powell say Trump cannot fire him and some smart people agree. Maybe Powell is more powerful than he looks! Very nice! I go now must find Pamela!