Jefferies, Very Nice! Makes Brave Predictions in Crazy Market - Is Like Kazakh Wedding!

Market Go Boom Boom!

Jagshemash! Borat here bringing you the latest news from the Wall Street which is more crazy than my neighbor Nursultan's goat farm! This market it's like a wild Kazakh wedding – unpredictable and full of surprises! S & P 500 down Trump man making big tariff kazoo sound and companies doing the chicken dance to figure out how to buy products for cheap!

Jefferies: High Five! Or Maybe Low Five?

Jefferies these wise men they are like soothsayers from my village but with better suits and less goat milk. They are making brave picks saying 'I like this stock!' when everyone else say 'Chenqui!'. They see the future or at least they try! Is very nice but also maybe very dangerous. Like putting honey trap for bear!

E.l.f. Beauty: Makeup or Breakup?

First E.l.f. Beauty. This company make the face paint for ladies. Shares go down like my trousers after too much fermented horse milk! But Jefferies says 'Don't worry is good!' They think the tariff will chill out and E.l.f. will still be cheap like dirt but good like… uh… good dirt? Analyst Ashley Helgans says it's got 25% upside potential. High five!

Monster Beverage: Is Not Alcoholic Beverage!

Next Monster Beverage. This drink make you go like cheetah! Stock is up and Jefferies thinks it will go even more up! Analyst Kaumil Gajrawala says is doing good and they will get more moneys because of weak dollar. I don't know what dollar is but weak sounds bad like my neighbor’s teeth.

Voya Financial: Is Bad Like My Cousin!

But not all is good news. Jefferies also say some companies are like donkey face! Voya Financial for example. Analyst Suneet Kamath says they will have bad earnings because old people don't like them. He thinks they will not be able to trick moneys out of old people. Is bad!

Eversource Energy: Wind Power Or Wind Problem?

And finally Eversource Energy the wind power company. Analyst Paul Zimbardo say that this business is like trying to sell ice to Eskimo! Is bad time for wind because of Trump man and tariffs and lawyers! They're trading high now but big problem may be coming soon. Chenqui! I must now go milk my horse. Jagshemash!