Jagshemash! Warren Buffett is Now Big Shot in America Treasury Bills, Very Nice!

Buffett's Big American Bag of Money!

Jagshemash my name is Borat Sagdiyev and I come to you with important news from the great US and A! It appears zat Warren Buffett ze Oracle of Omaha he is making big moves! Like when I try to hug Pamela Anderson but with money instead of awkwardly touching boobies!

Number One Holder (Almost)!

JPMorgan very clever bank says zat Berkshire Hathaway zat is Buffett's big company now owns 5% of all ze Treasury bills! This is like saying I Borat own 5% of all ze chickens in Kazakhstan but with much much more money. It is bigger than foreign banks and ze Federal Reserve! Is very impressive!

Buying Bills Like They Are Sacha Baron Cohen DVD's!

Apparently Buffett is buying ze Treasury bills at auctions. Big auctions I imagine. Like ze running of ze Jew but with less screaming and more legal tender. He is buying $10 billion at a time! This is like buying entire village in Kazakhstan… many times over!

Money Money Money! It's a Rich Man's World!

These Treasury bills zey pay interest and ze interest is still quite good like when I first saw Pamela Anderson in Baywatch. Buffett is making billions of dollars! Billions! I wish I had billions. Then I could buy new tracksuit with 'Borat' on ze back in gold letters!

Waiting for the Right Moment Like Waiting for Pamela!

At Berkshire's big meeting Buffett said he is being patient. He is waiting for good opportunity to spend all zat money like I wait for Pamela Anderson to return my calls. He says it could be next week it could be in five years. But he is ready like I am always ready for a nice grape!

Almost! But Not Quite!

Buffett says he almost spent $10 billion recently but he did not pull ze trigger. Like when I almost kissed ze prostitute but then I remember I have wife. He wants to spend $100 billion if ze right opportunity comes along. He says it has to make sense and it has to be good value. Very nice!